Hmm. Interesting. Is there a link between excess flatus and osteoporosis? Bobby, I'd like you to get checked before you get hurt by one of these boomers.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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