The
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid
form, and it will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer.
It
will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
Obviously
we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names
of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old- fashioned
stiff drink. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO


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