So.....
One time at band camp, I took shots (firing blanks) in public from urban hide sites, during training exercises, while being virtually surrounded by unwitting public.
Therefore I must be part of a giant conspiracy to enslave Americans and establish martial law...
OhmygodtheskyisfallingandtheChemtrailsfromSpyplanesareallowingtheCIAtocontrolmymind!!!!!
HOLY COW!!! You were one of THEM!!!
I know! Right! I've taken to surreptitiously recording my self and tracking my movements, so I can keep a close eye on myself!
I've also resorted to hanging a ziplocked gun in my shower, and keeping my nunchucks close by in case the watchers come while I'm in a non permissive environment, aka, inhaling helium pumped into my room .
Paging TRH....