Fred;
Well sir I'm not entirely certain I could pull that off in a convincing enough manner!
Honestly we've never had any problems going down across the medicine line and only one time were detained for more than a couple minutes by a pair of young Homeland Security officers.
Anyway Fred, I'm glad we've been treating you acceptably well enough when you're crossing. If you ever get up the 97 in summer remember I owe you some of the world's finest ice cream.
Thanks very much for the chuckle tonight and all the best to you folks this summer.
Dwayne
