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Be the last one in the bar, and not particularly fussy, you'll get some. Being the first one in the bar, and not particularly fussy increases your chance of success by 200%. Dave Reminds me of a saying back in the day. "F~ck fat early. You might get laid twice."
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wonder how many politicians will get nailed...
(no pun intended) Outa 37 million there's got to one... Said hacker is gonna end up "swimming with the fishies". Personally I'd prefer 00 buckshot in the aze at close range for hackers.
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt.
Black Cows Matter!
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt. pretty sure they're mostly Canadians...
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Be the last one in the bar, and not particularly fussy, you'll get some. Being the first one in the bar, and not particularly fussy increases your chance of success by 200%. Dave WTF ... if you drink a lot, they all look good at 1AM 
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much" Teddy Roosevelt
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt. pretty sure they're mostly Canadians... Are there that many Canadians?
Black Cows Matter!
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt. pretty sure they're mostly Canadians... Are there that many Canadians? Multiple log-ins for multiple personalities.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Multiple log-ins for multiple personalities.
new meaning to the term "sock puppet"
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oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
Sam......
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I must live in the dark to miss all this....then again I really couldn't give two schitts......just good entertainment.
Bob
Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Lol...
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A Plea to the Hackers of Cheating Site Ashley Madison, From A Non-Cheater, Who Definitely Did Not Use Ashley Madison For Cheating
Yesterday, AshleyMadison.com, an obviously totally disgusting dating site that helps married people cheat, was hacked by a group threatening to expose the personal information of over thirty-seven million users, including “secret sexual fantasies and matching credit card transactions, real names and addresses” unless the site is taken down. Wow, if I was an Ashley Madison user I would be extremely angry about this security breach. Luckily, I’m not, so I’m not angry. But I would obviously have a right to be. But I’m not.
For instance, what if someone had just recently started trying Ashley Madison for the first time, almost just as a goof, and hadn’t even really done anything that could technically count as “sex” with someone other than their wife but instead was trying things that they knew their wife would never be down for. Take a totally random person. Maybe he’s been married for a few years – let’s say twelve and a half – and he has a few glasses of vino verde one night and starts clickin’ around and finds himself in a space where he suddenly feels uninhibited enough to bring up “horse play,” which is sex revolving around horse role play. Could you describe that man as happier after he finally gets saddled up and horse-shoed and ridden around the “stables” to show off his pretty gait? I don’t know, because that’s not me. But what if that person’s private information was exposed? Doesn’t that seem unfair to you??
If it were me I would be pretty devastated at the prospect of having to recede once more into vanilla, hay-free sex for the rest of my life. I have no personal investment in this whole thing but it almost feels personal because it’s such an affront to all of us.
And this is all because some prude, uptight hackers, who wouldn’t know a good metal bit if it was shoved into their mouths and attached to a bridle and yanked on, want to shut down a website. A website? What harm can a website do?? The whole thing seems laughably silly to me. That’s my general mood right now – carefree laughter at this silly, nutty, goofy, non-horse situation.
Listen, if these hackers or Stephanie or whoever else want to say, “Oh, you can’t name yourself Pepper – that’s a girl horse’s name” then they’re obviously repressed and they’re the ones with the problem, not the curious, brave, take-life-by-the-reins users of Ashley Madison.
If I was even slightly concerned about any of this I would probably throw a hail-mary and just plead with the hackers to please please not publish any more information or get Ashley Madison taken down because it would be like the end of Awakenings. But I mean, whatevs.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Dudes at work say they've laid as much pipe on christian mingle as plenty of fish.
Kinda like picking up women in a gay bar, they go there thinking they're safe, so the guards come down.. So one of these guys thought up the idea to hang out in gay bars....and others said -hell yeah thats a plan.....and then guards came down....and then.......
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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Let's not make this about you. That's ScottF's job.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Wife's grandfather (farmer) met his third wife through a personal ad in a newspaper. Told her she had to wait to go out till after he was done combining corn. I just could never see him making a personal ad but hell I guess everybody gets lonely.
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt. pretty sure they're mostly Canadians... LOL!!! Yes indeed, Canucks are horny folk.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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if you don't mind the occasional robbery at gunpoint in a cheap hotel room, you can just meet women off Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section.
its a good mix of female escorts, psychotic whores, soon to be psychotic whores, women getting back at their husbands whose name was leaked on Ashley Madison.com, and random pics of hot women from around the internet that falls under the
"women you would never have a shot to be with so why not just give them your wallet now and avoid getting hit in the head with a pipe by some big dude as soon as you walk in the door" category I have a friend that had a bad experience on that website. Be careful. Clark 1) Was he married? If so, 2) Is he still married? 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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If I was even slightly concerned about any of this I would probably throw a hail-mary and just plead with the hackers to please please not publish any more information or get Ashley Madison taken down because it would be like the end of Awakenings. But I mean, whatevs.
Too fuqkin' funny! Hey, for reals... I was an Ashley Madison customer for a while there in after my last divorce, so I expect my info may be in the mix. Whatevs. FWIW, Travis's suggestion that you can hook up with women in the local bars quicker and cheaper is prolly true, but this requires 1) you gotta get tipsy to swim in that pool, and 2) the quality of the gals you may hook up with can be on the low side. Been there and done that, not willing to go there again. Course, I don't have Travis's taste for squaw, so that's a real handicap. Anyways: most of the gals I met through Ashley Madison were cleaner, hotter, more honest, and a damned sight more pleasant than any other dating site I tried. Not to mention willing to get down to business in short order, ahem. I steered clear of the skank sites like Plentyofish.com and Craigslist. Most of the gals I met through Ashley Madison weren't married or even in relationships, although some were, but most were on this site because they didn't want a relationship, or they were looking to scratch a particular itch, and AM caters to that sort of thing... but basically, they just wanted to get laid. Anyways, tempest in a teapot if you ask me.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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There’s trouble brewing for 37 million would-be adulterers Monday after cheating site Ashley Madison (motto: “Life is short. Have an affair”) fell victim to hackers who claim to have captured the personal information of all its users. 37 million?? Surely they are not all US citizens. That seems to be an incredibly high number, if that's true it's no wonder this country is so morally bankrupt. Opposites attract. People who like sex, love people who (eventually) dont (after one of the pair changes).
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I have decided that contrary to popular belief, I must be a good husband. Or just really in the dark. I have never even heard of any of these sites except for Craigslist and that's because I sold a fish house and a Grand Wagoneer on there in about 3 seconds flat. 
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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as in, where do women come in?
beds mostly, but occasionally soccer nets. I saw what you did there...
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1. Never tell everything that you know.
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