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When my current wife leaves me, I'm gonna be all over that christianmingle.com. The entertainment value should be off the charts.




Clark


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Dutch


Although the best part is that they also own ChristianMingle.com. That cracks me up.



Me too! laugh


Though some things are predictable...


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Dudes at work say they've laid as much pipe on christian mingle as plenty of fish.

Kinda like picking up women in a gay bar, they go there thinking they're safe, so the guards come down..


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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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if you don't mind the occasional robbery at gunpoint in a cheap hotel room, you can just meet women off Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section.

its a good mix of female escorts, psychotic whores, soon to be psychotic whores, women getting back at their husbands whose name was leaked on Ashley Madison.com, and random pics of hot women from around the internet that falls under the
"women you would never have a shot to be with so why not just give them your wallet now and avoid getting hit in the head with a pipe by some big dude as soon as you walk in the door" category


have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Originally Posted by KFWA
if you don't mind the occasional robbery at gunpoint in a cheap hotel room, you can just meet women off Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section.

its a good mix of female escorts, psychotic whores, soon to be psychotic whores, women getting back at their husbands whose name was leaked on Ashley Madison.com, and random pics of hot women from around the internet that falls under the
"women you would never have a shot to be with so why not just give them your wallet now and avoid getting hit in the head with a pipe by some big dude as soon as you walk in the door" category


I have a friend that had a bad experience on that website.

Be careful.




Clark


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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lot of sting operations as well.

Still leaning towards the local joint that's just 75 yards away.


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Go Nats!!!!


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Be the last one in the bar, and not particularly fussy, you'll get some.



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Originally Posted by deflave

I have a friend that had a bad experience on that website.

Be careful.
Clark

hehe...sure, a "friend"...

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Originally Posted by calikooknic
Be the last one in the bar, and not particularly fussy, you'll get some.


Go ugly early, you get a better pick.


Originally Posted by captain seafire
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Originally Posted by calikooknic
Be the last one in the bar, and not particularly fussy, you'll get some.


Being the first one in the bar, and not particularly fussy increases your chance of success by 200%.




Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
IC B3

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Originally Posted by byc
lot of sting operations as well.



"Hey, aren't you Chris Hansen?"


Originally Posted by captain seafire
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KFWA
if you don't mind the occasional robbery at gunpoint in a cheap hotel room, you can just meet women off Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section.

its a good mix of female escorts, psychotic whores, soon to be psychotic whores, women getting back at their husbands whose name was leaked on Ashley Madison.com, and random pics of hot women from around the internet that falls under the
"women you would never have a shot to be with so why not just give them your wallet now and avoid getting hit in the head with a pipe by some big dude as soon as you walk in the door" category


I have a friend that had a bad experience on that website.

Be careful.




Clark



Does Gruff know you are outing him?


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Not Gruffster.





Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Not Gruffster.



Hey, in all seriousness, the date was going OK until Caitlyn untucked her tweeter....

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Originally Posted by Dutch


That's quite.....

Although the best part is that they also own ChristianMingle.com. That cracks me up.


There's plenty of ass to be had on Christianmingle!


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by byc
How come I always learn about these site once it's too late? Dang. Just dang!

Off to the bar as was suggested earlier.


Go to plenty of fish.com.

You'll have an STD before lunch. Promise.




Dave


No doubt


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KFWA
if you don't mind the occasional robbery at gunpoint in a cheap hotel room, you can just meet women off Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section.

its a good mix of female escorts, psychotic whores, soon to be psychotic whores, women getting back at their husbands whose name was leaked on Ashley Madison.com, and random pics of hot women from around the internet that falls under the
"women you would never have a shot to be with so why not just give them your wallet now and avoid getting hit in the head with a pipe by some big dude as soon as you walk in the door" category


I have a friend that had a bad experience on that website.

Be careful.




Clark


its like Sears - you don't buy a suit at the same place you buy mowers and tools

Craigslist - you don't meet women at the same place you buy '76 El Camino's and used toilets.


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Originally Posted by ltppowell
You can bet your ass that the FBI will be all over this one.


I'm sure more than a few agents are properly motivated!


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wonder how many politicians will get nailed...

(no pun intended)


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