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ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.

“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.


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Great. We'll never get rid of NWA now.


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We finally did it!!! Rock Bottom!! grin


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Originally Posted by byc
We finally did it!!! Rock Bottom!! grin


It can get lower.

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The dude is sitting on a gold mine. He just has to get into the right line of "work".


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52 years old them guys are good with once a year ......rollin


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looks like something's been chewing on it. You don't think.....nah!


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Originally Posted by DesertSandman
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.


There it is.


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There's something 'very wrong' with that big wiener.

Did he get it caught in a garbage disposal?

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Sounds like he is most disabled by the head on his shoulders.


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Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
There's something 'very wrong' with that big wiener.

Did he get it caught in a garbage disposal?


Or it got s-t-e-t-c-h-e-d somewhere in time.

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I hope you are all proud of yourselves. Some of us doomed with such an affliction don't find the humor in it.


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If somebody would give him a pony and video cam, Tijuana awaits


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Well, it's long and all, but can he slap his belly with it like my horse?


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What's he do with that thing when he needs to take a crap?

Nasty.................

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I feel worse for the poor guy that had to measure that thing!

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Originally Posted by ltppowell
I hope you are all proud of yourselves. Some of us doomed with such an affliction don't find the humor in it.

So you're OK with second place?

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Originally Posted by Lawdwaz
What's he do with that thing when he needs to take a crap?

Nasty.................

I don't know about ltppowell, but I throw mine over my shoulder!

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