Two nuns are driving at night in a swamp.
A vampire flys out of a shadowy stand of moss-covered trees and lands menacingly on the hood of their car.
The nun who's driving says to the other nun, "Show him your cross!"
The second nun leans out of the window, grabs the vampire and screams, "GET THE #*%! OFF THE CAR!!!"
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I knew I had to ask him about the mysteries of life, he spit between his boots and he replied:
"it's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money"
Dan
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