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Drunk guy in a bar walks up to two chubby gals and says... "I heard your accent, are you two ladies from England?" To which one replied " WALES". The guy then says " I apologize, are you two whales from England?"
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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What do mopeds and phat girlz have in common?
They're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on either one!
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Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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This baby seal walks into a club... And gets smashed!
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What do you call ten naked guys standing on top of each other's shoulders looking up?
A scroutum poll
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Three miracles of a woman:
She can bleed for a week without dying. She can give milk without grazing on the grass. She can bury a bone and not get her paws muddy.
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Hillary runs for president.
"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack) 79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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And now for something completely different:
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What is ok with pizza and pie but not pussy?
Crust
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I was just going to post a picture of the Benghazi bitch and obama...but just couldn't bring myself to do it to you.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Oracle
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What is ok with pizza and pie but not pussy?
Crust Are you sure?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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What's a pirate's grade point average?
High seas!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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What is pirate"s favorite letter of alphabet?
You think it's "R" but it's the "C"!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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What do you call a pirate with both arms and legs?
A rookie!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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What do you guy with no arms or legs that gets into a fight with a cat?
Claud!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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Two guys walk into a bar.
You'd think the second one would have seen it.
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three...he starts counting- uno, dos--and POOF!
He disappeared without a "Tres"! 😂😂😂😂😂
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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An Irish man walks out of a bar.
There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!
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This baby seal walks into a club... And gets smashed! Actually, the bartender asks "What'll you have?" "Well it's a cinch I don't want a Canadian Club!"
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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