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How do you tell an oral thermometer from a rectal thermometer?
By the taste....
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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What do you call an Ethiopian child holding a slice of pickle?
A Quarter-Pounder And one with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
Promoted to Turdlike status 03/17/12
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How do you tell an oral thermometer from a rectal thermometer?
By the taste.... 
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You can call that sumbitch anything you want. He ain't gonna come to ya'!!
Vena dura, ocyus occide, excusas non offer!
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You know why Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Cause their's twenty of them...
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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What's the difference between an 18 year old and 80 year old in bed?
Depends..
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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A man goes into the hospital with six horses up his ass.
The doctor's described his condition as stable.
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people...
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A man went to the zoo but all they had to exhibit was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Why is it so much harder for a man to pleasure a woman than a woman to pleasure a man?
Who cares?
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Do you know why Christa McAuliffe never took a bath in space?
Because she washed up on the beach. Where does Christa vacation? ALL OVER FLORIDA! What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew that way!
"An open message for all Democrats; "Look you are nothing and your work is worthless. Anyone who chooses you is detestable."
Isaiah 41:24 (HCSB)
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How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
With a crowbar.
"An open message for all Democrats; "Look you are nothing and your work is worthless. Anyone who chooses you is detestable."
Isaiah 41:24 (HCSB)
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"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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how many cops does it take to beat the chit out of a black guy?
he tripped.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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What is the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a girls track team. The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts and the girls track team is a bunch of running _ _ _ _.
Jim
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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Women. Thats a small organ you got There..
Man. I didn't Know I was going to be playing in a cathedral
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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How do you keep five blacks from raping a white girl?
Throw in a basketball!!
Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!!
They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.
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Women. Who you going to please with that.
Man. Me
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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What do you call a women with one leg and one arm leaning against a wall?
ILean
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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Will I still respect you in the morning?
Heck, I don't respect you now.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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What do you call a women with one leg and one arm leaning against a wall?
..........ILean What do you call a Japanese women with one arm and one leg leaning against a wall? Irene
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