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Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456355 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,178 29376 R ringworm Campfire Ranger ringworm Campfire Ranger R Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 18,178 29376 Drunk guy in a bar walks up to two chubby gals and says... "I heard your accent, are you two ladies from England?" To which one replied " WALES". The guy then says " I apologize, are you two whales from England?" TRUMP- GABBARD 2024

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456708 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 17,340 Likes: 3 Durham, CA Higginez Campfire Ranger Higginez Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 17,340 Likes: 3 Durham, CA Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink. Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again! Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456738 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,239 Likes: 37 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,239 Likes: 37 Next to the dump that Del Shan... What do mopeds and phat girlz have in common? They're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on either one! Last edited by 12344mag; 09/23/16. Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: BAD Joke Challenge mcmurphrjk #11456897 09/23/16 Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,086 Likes: 1 Australia R rockdoc Campfire Regular rockdoc Campfire Regular R Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,086 Likes: 1 Australia Originally Posted by mcmurphrjk This baby seal walks into a club... And gets smashed!

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456901 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 612 D DV_Ramrod Campfire Regular DV_Ramrod Campfire Regular D Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 612 What do you call ten naked guys standing on top of each other's shoulders looking up? A scroutum poll

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456909 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 14,296 Likes: 5 Marshall NC S simonkenton7 Campfire Outfitter simonkenton7 Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 14,296 Likes: 5 Marshall NC Three miracles of a woman: She can bleed for a week without dying. She can give milk without grazing on the grass. She can bury a bone and not get her paws muddy.

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456913 09/23/16 Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,905 Likes: 8 West Kelowna, B.C. P Partsman Campfire Outfitter Partsman Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,905 Likes: 8 West Kelowna, B.C. Hillary runs for president. "The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack) 79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456921 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,234 Likes: 1 M MikeL2 Campfire Tracker MikeL2 Campfire Tracker M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,234 Likes: 1 And now for something completely different:

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11456994 09/23/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 600 Michigan fishnpbr Campfire Regular fishnpbr Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 600 Michigan What is ok with pizza and pie but not pussy? Crust

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457001 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... I was just going to post a picture of the Benghazi bitch and obama...but just couldn't bring myself to do it to you. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: BAD Joke Challenge fishnpbr #11457002 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,328 Likes: 31 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,328 Likes: 31 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by fishnpbr What is ok with pizza and pie but not pussy? Crust Are you sure? If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457003 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear! Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457004 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD What's a pirate's grade point average? High seas! Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457005 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD What is pirate"s favorite letter of alphabet? You think it's "R" but it's the "C"! Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457007 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD What do you call a pirate with both arms and legs? A rookie! Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457008 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD What do you guy with no arms or legs that gets into a fight with a cat? Claud! Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457010 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it. Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457011 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD B Bobcape Campfire Regular Bobcape Campfire Regular B Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,275 Black Hills, SD A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three...he starts counting- uno, dos--and POOF! He disappeared without a "Tres"! 😂😂😂😂😂 Bob I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"

Re: BAD Joke Challenge Violator22 #11457024 09/23/16 Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,595 Likes: 1 North Magadonia J jimone Campfire Regular jimone Campfire Regular J Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,595 Likes: 1 North Magadonia An Irish man walks out of a bar. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!

Re: BAD Joke Challenge rockdoc #11457032 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 50,657 Likes: 2 Anchorage, AK USA Sitka deer Campfire Kahuna Sitka deer Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 50,657 Likes: 2 Anchorage, AK USA Originally Posted by rockdoc Originally Posted by mcmurphrjk This baby seal walks into a club... And gets smashed! Actually, the bartender asks "What'll you have?" "Well it's a cinch I don't want a Canadian Club!" Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.