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With all due respect, after three colonoscopies, I still haven't acquired the taste for it. I think different doctors prescribe different stuff. I have a hard time getting that last bit down. Exactly, just had my third one about a month ago. I thought the stuff they had me drink was much worse than the previous two times. It was incredibly bad tasting but sure got the job done.
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I always thought it would be fun to not drink any of it and eat chinese the night before. Walk in and say, hi doc are you ready for this?
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With mine the good news was I found the army man I swallowed when I was five. Bad news was it was the bazooka guy.
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Put seat belts on your chitter. 
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Had my 2nd last Friday. They showed me the hose with marks at every 6 inches that they were going to insert. It was longer than I am tall. Looked like a drain snake in a rubber hose. At least I was asleep for this part. The night before the prep stuff was terrible. If I'd drank some paint I could have painted the house.
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Mine tasted like stale sea water and Clydesdale pizz. I told the doc "that last couple 8 ounces were almost impossible." He laughed and said most people never even make it that far.
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Mine tasted like stale sea water and Clydesdale pizz. I told the doc "that last couple 8 ounces were almost impossible." He laughed and said most people never even make it that far. A/K/A Bud Light.
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I always thought it would be fun to not drink any of it and eat chinese the night before. Walk in and say, hi doc are you ready for this? My FIL didn't like the taste of the stuff, so he didn't drink it. Went in and when they asked him if he had took the stuff, he told them 'No'. They sent him home... He asked what would have happened if he had told them 'yes'. They said they would have started the procedure, but would have had to stop, because they couldn't see anything... but would have charged him and then charged him again when he came back.
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Mira lax and gatorade. I drink it fast and it tastes like Gatorade so no big deal. The tp is beginning to feel like sandpaper by now though lol Get somebody to go buy you a tube of chapstik...send the remaining contents to Walt or JeffO...
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Mine tasted like stale sea water and Clydesdale pizz. I told the doc "that last couple 8 ounces were almost impossible." He laughed and said most people never even make it that far. A/K/A Bud Light. I'll bet if the schitt gave people a buzz, nobody would be bitching about "the taste"...
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Prep the red eye with vaseline, pat, don't wipe, start with a full roll & don't let it get out of reach.....
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I was very sick for 3 days after mine... I think they used equipment that was not completely sterilized from previous use.
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Prep the red eye with vaseline, pat, don't wipe, start with a full roll & don't let it get out of reach..... +1 No baby wipes- they have alcohol or citric acid. I didn't have any Vaseline, and called a friend to get me some. I have good friends.
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Off work early for colonoscopy prep. Drinking the stuff that causes serious exhaust. Occurred to me I am acting like a Democrat today, not working, sitting at home, full of [bleep]. Lol I hope you have a happy ending. Nice and clean...
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You're 'sposed to sing "Ring, ding," before blowing it out your tailpipe. Then, "Better days are comin' bye and bye...."
I am..........disturbed.
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Whew. Chit a few gallons. Pretty sure that much never went in lol
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Vaseline? Nah, get some Mentholatum to cool off the burning orifice.
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Home, survived the procedure.
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