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"The Warden" insisted I go to the grocery store with her!
I don'wanna - but, like most men, I like to sleep indoors and eat warm meals.

at least at the grocery store there things of interest, thank the Lord it wasn't Nordstroms or some such.

Usually lots of yoga pants!

Hope it's not WalMart!

You loving side can only go so far!

I don't mind going to the grocery store with the wife but NEVER on Saturdays. That's when all the local dairy workers get paid.

Start loading the buggy with crap she had no intention of buying, you'll be banned soon enough

HA HA! Lol.

Just load up in the meat section and don't forget the BACON.

Small towns have their advantages but grocery stores aren't one here.

We have one in town.

It's old, small, panhandlers out front, limited selection(beer, seafood, etc...), narrow aisles, tight parking(dogs running around the parking area) and is a very busy place certain times of the month and day.


I rarely go in.

Early morning before work once in awhile.

Wife goes in early on Saturday morning.

I can never figure out women's shopping patterns there. They spend half the flipping time in the produce section and they still have fat asses. What could possibly take so long there? I hardly find anything of interest in that area.

Of course, I also think doctors would go out of business if it weren't for women. Any of the women I have ever worked with spend an inordinate amount of time at the doctor's office. That is the absolute last place I want to be next to the produce section.

I love going to the markets!! It's food and I like to eat for gosh sakes!!! BUT…..

Never on Wednesday because that's seniors day and while I have a deep deep respect for seniors they are just downright mean at the grocery stores!! There is one woman that I truly believe waits for me on Wednesday's and tries to run me over with those over sized carts.

I think it's mainly because I suggested an in-store Publix baked multi grain bread that she later said gave her the runs.

I don't mind going with my wife. We're in and out in less than 1/2 hour. She hates shopping as much as I do. Except for Cabelas, SW, and BP, of course!! But those critical trips don't really qualify as shopping.

I do the cooking, and I do the shopping. Makes perfect sense for me.

Lots of people being accosted in shopping center parking lots around here over the last few years so I go with my wife. She calls me her "bodyguard". She's not too bad about "ping ponging" around the store so I don't mind too much.

I thought this thread was gonna be about tortured yoga pants at the March

We have 2 locations of the same grocery store, in our town.
Seems we invariably have to go to wallyworld for something the stores don't carry.
CROWDS of fat Hispanic women in pajama bottoms!
Why can't I ever seem to go when the joint is full of nice looking co-eds?

Did you get to go on any of those fifty cent rides
they have up front ?
IIRC someone told me you liked the big yellow duck.

GTC

If i want to eat, i go. She is in need of a mobility scooter, and I do all the mule work. She is good at shopping and meal planning. She listens when I want something different or extra. She is more vost effective at grocery shopping than I am. I do half or more of the cooking, but she cooks with a wider knowledge. I use recipes, she never does.

What does your wife...,uh, never mind.

GFY