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A few of my favorites.
"Hunt as close close as you can get, then get closer. "
"That's my boy. Strong as an ox and every bit as smart."
"If you have a problem with everyone, everyone is probably not the problem." Used that one occasionally as a supervisor with those high maintenance employees.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"If you have a problem with everyone, everyone is probably not the problem." Used that one occasionally as a supervisor with those high maintenance employees. A variation: If the first person you run into today is an assho le, maybe they are an assho le. If you run into assho les all day long, well maybe ....
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Posts: 16,177 Likes: 9
Campfire Ranger
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Fits like a pocket on a shirt....
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You are entitled to your own opinions but not to your own facts.
“Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away”.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery. Posted by Brad.
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Posts: 873
Campfire Regular
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He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a pan full of rice!
We all know advertising works, we just don’t think it works on US!
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Posts: 10,426 Likes: 7
Campfire Outfitter
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You always miss the shots you don't take.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Son, if the person who is employing you is not making money off you, then no matter what your job title is, you are a temp.
CK
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Posts: 12,700 Likes: 12
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“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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"When ever you find out where your mind is at, take your azz over there and keep it company"
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Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
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I spent most of my money on beer and women, the rest I just wasted.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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My father on women and marriage, "Son, they're all b*tches. Just pick a face you can live with."
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From My Northern Minnesota upbringing.
Be the labor great or small, do it right or not at all.
From my years as a Broadcast Technician repairing TV and Radio electronics when I asked a question about a repair..
"Fix it.. Make it work"
Last edited by smithrjd; 02/11/17.
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Another from the wife, "You usually get what you deserve."
Ouch..
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"She married the best guy in town, but it was an awfully small town"
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Campfire Regular
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The beatings will continue until morale improves
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"Dont pour syrup on sh*t and tell me its pancakes"
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Campfire Ranger
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Darker than a stack of black cats at midnight....
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"We're staying together for the sake of the cats"
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Posts: 12,664
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Nothing is impossible for the man that doesn't have to do it.
There's never time to do it right but always time to do it over.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Handier than a pocket on a sows azz
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