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"Slap you naked and hide your clothes"
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Ruark, Cape Buffalo..."He looks at you like you owe him money"
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The most profound words of my BIL to his wife as she complained about him...
..."If you could have done any better, you would have".
Never try to teach a pig to sing...
...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
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"Smart as a horse,and hung like Einstein"
There are no problems that cannot be resolved by the suitable application of high explosive.
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Campfire Savant
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Every payday is Mother's Day. Pay this mutherf...ker, pay that mutherf...ker!!
Last edited by hanco; 02/17/17.
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Pogo in the comics, adressing Albert the gator. Albert, "If brains was shoes, you'd be barefooted to the knees"...
If you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
Back when I was active in the cattle business, a Cajun cowboy, talking about a bad cow said, "That old [bleep] will stomp a mud hole in your azz and walk it dry...
Those Cajun have a way with words...
DF
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Get those hard to convince by the nuts and their hearts and minds will soon follow.
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"Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?"
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Campfire Greenhorn
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The older I get, the smarter my folks were when I was a teenager.
If your going to jerk the trigger, aim high and jerk with consistency
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if bullshit was energy, he'd be a nuclear power plant!
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Quit your bitchin and save your breath.....you'll need it when it's time to die. Grandma
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Campfire Ranger
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The other day I read a new one I like.
"I learn from the mistakes others make after taking my advice."
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Never a dumb questions, just Dumb Asz mistakes.
You'll shoot your eye out
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you're not sure, get clarification!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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If brains were dynamite -
He couldn't blow his nose!
Did your momma raise you to be an azzhole -
or are you a self-made man?
Last edited by mark shubert; 03/05/17.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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If you are going to be stupid you better be tough
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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An old friend was fond of the saying "Don't let your mouth write a check your azz can't cash"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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"You hire out to a man, ride for his brand and protect it like it was your own."
drover
223 Rem, my favorite cartridge - you can't argue with truckloads of dead PD's and gophers.
24hourcampfire.com - The site where there is a problem for every solution.
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When I started trap shooting ,I kept lifting my head , The old fella pulling told me to "keep the two blocks of wood together"
When duck hunting with an old friend of mine ,he was just knocking the divers out of the air. I said Deane how far are you leading them,his answer "just enough"
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My best friend (now gone) and I just before we would get the pickup stuck really bad.
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained."
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