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She doesnt take care of her mans stick so he really dont give a schitt. Yep. Her fault. Wouldnt you wear nicer pants if you thought you'd get a chance?
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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She doesnt take care of her mans stick so he really dont give a schitt. Yep. Her fault. Wouldnt you wear nicer pants if you thought you'd get a chance? If it's my wife I'm considering, she usually takes good care of that for me anyway..... The "domestic" side of things is not her gift.... She likes to work (professor in a graduate program), is paid well so i'm not gonna cry 'cause she don't iron me trousers..... (i send 'em in to the dry cleaner anyway - along with my shirts). However, if she was a stay-at-home sheila, she better be ready to give me a good polishing when i want it as well as tend to my dry cleaning and whatever else i think i need. A friend of mine is a doctor....been in practice a long time and makes a good living and his wife prefers to not work a "paying" job. She handles the kids, household stuff and whatever. I don't know if she takes care of his clothes, but i'm thinking she does his shopping...
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She doesnt take care of her mans stick so he really dont give a schitt. Yep. Her fault. Wouldnt you wear nicer pants if you thought you'd get a chance? If it's my wife I'm considering, she usually takes good care of that for me anyway..... The "domestic" side of things is not her gift.... She likes to work (professor in a graduate program), is paid well so i'm not gonna cry 'cause she don't iron me trousers..... (i send 'em in to the dry cleaner anyway - along with my shirts).
However, if she was a stay-at-home sheila, she better be ready to give me a good polishing when i want it as well as tend to my dry cleaning and whatever else i think i need. A friend of mine is a doctor....been in practice a long time and makes a good living and his wife prefers to not work a "paying" job. She handles the kids, household stuff and whatever. I don't know if she takes care of his clothes, but i'm thinking she does his shopping... Well, when you get busted for "keying" cars in parking lots, you''ll be able to blame your behavior on solvent intoxication,....maybe even sue the firm that did the cleaning. GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Re the Emily Post post: once in awhile when we are out in public my wife will look disapprovingly toward a nearby male and say, “That man dressed himself.”
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Id prefer my wife undressing me.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Id prefer my wife undressing me. I might too, got a pic?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Id prefer my wife undressing me. I might too, got a pic? You want a pic of jaguartx undressed!?!?!? Ed
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I was hoping for a pic of Mrs. JTX, but beggars can't be choosers.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I was hoping for a pic of Mrs. JTX, but beggars can't be choosers. Good on ya'.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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I was hoping for a pic of Mrs. JTX, but beggars can't be choosers. A wise man knows when to lower his expectations.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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This is the etiquette thread, right?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Go to gas station for soda...........oops, no cash. Debit to the rescue.............but then I'll get pop, water, and pizza. Maybe even fuel.
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I don't care about metrosexuals and their coffee or vitamin water purchases on debit. What honks me off at the gas station is the old people and their cigarette and lottery ticket crap. Or the urbans and their general lack of manners........demanding special process/attention from all around, as they gloriously ef up the most simple of tasks. Proly 24 gas stations in my town. I only use 3 (and prefer 2).
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Dont park over the line and [bleep] up the parking space next to you. Not everyone drives a Prius.
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The scratchy junkies are something else.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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After careful consideration, I can see this thread needs a bump.
Read. Digest. Do not dispute.
It is gospel.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Who uses a debit card and checkbook?
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Who uses a debit card and checkbook? Read the thread. You'll find out.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Clearly I need to start a Rhetorical PSA thread.
Yes, read it. Same as it ever was.
And do people ask to rub that bald head of yours in public as well?
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave CLassic Naval Aviator lunch. In the old days, I'd charge it to my O'Club account. My wife has all my money so I'll debit or CC.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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