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He would do all of his cooking (absolutely no store-bought food - all home-grown vegetable matter {self-processed if processing necessary} and meat collected from the wild) on a wood-burning cook stove that he made himself from ore that he mined and refined, only in a cast-iron skillet made the same way. (A gas stove might be substituted IF it meets the same requirement for self-build and burns gas that he has taken from the Earth himself.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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He would be able to spell every word correctly without resorting to spellcheck.
He would know more about AR15's than anyone.
He would shamelessly shoot a .270.
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Owns houses in at least three states, married to a supermodel, kids came out of the womb throwing 90 MPH fastballs and graduated college in the 9th grade. I also think they were born without sphincters and never have to [bleep]
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Campfire Tracker
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Sounds like you guys are all repeating a "self" description of Safariman.
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Campfire Kahuna
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He'd use his watch pocket as a holster for his 44 mag revolver.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Can post from any place on the globe using only the palm of his hand, except when all three of those are in use, using mental telepathy.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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He would look for ways to be courteous to other members.
I know. What a joke. you know, i'm not ragging on youbut gotdamn loosen up a little and try to have fun.... thats what we come here for and the ones of us who actually enjoy each others company appreciate it.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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He'd use his watch pocket as a holster for his 44 mag revolver. Only problem with that is he carries a 1911
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I come here to have fun too and get tired of being attacked.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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you know, i'm not ragging on youbut gotdamn loosen up a little and try to have fun.... thats what we come here for and the ones of us who actually enjoy each others company appreciate it.
Simply a matter of he can dish it, but can't take it.
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Easily pussy hurt and can't pump his own gas.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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you know, i'm not ragging on youbut gotdamn loosen up a little and try to have fun.... thats what we come here for and the ones of us who actually enjoy each others company appreciate it.
Simply a matter of he can dish it, but can't take it. You don't strike anyone here as the perfect fire member, for obvious reasons.
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I come here to have fun too and get tired of being attacked. And you don't think any of it is self-inflicted?
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Easily pussy hurt and can't pump his own gas. Man of his word right here^^^^
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you know, i'm not ragging on youbut gotdamn loosen up a little and try to have fun.... thats what we come here for and the ones of us who actually enjoy each others company appreciate it.
Simply a matter of he can dish it, but can't take it. You don't strike anyone here as the perfect fire member, for obvious reasons. Thank God.
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Always assumes everything is about them. See PUSSY HURT.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Kahuna
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I come here to have fun too and get tired of being attacked. And you don't think any of it is self-inflicted? I understand the dynamic on the fire quite well. I see what goes on. I choose not to be a sheep like most others here. If right is right and wrong is wrong, that doesn't change depending on popular opinion. If you get a response for attacking someone it's always a dogpile here, where members try to one-up each other looking cool. I choose to be my own man whether you all agree with me or not.
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Continually plays the 'VICTIM'
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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