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Dude's pissed the womens git to wear their hats... always interesting the ironicism of human thinking... God doesn't care he's seen you straining on the chitter.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
The US Army, and my mother taught me to take off my cap, or hat indoors.

I see men wearing caps in eating places all the time, church even!

Rant over.


Now, what if one is bald and has an obscene tattoo on one's noggin?

Hat on in church?

Hat off in church?

Not eligible for church until tattoo removed? (even if you've "repented" )

Minoxidil?

Wait in the vestibule?

Go to outdoor services only?

Wear stilts so you tower over everyone else and they can't see the tat?

Use Magic Markers to alter the tat into a "holy" one?

Forego church and go back to slammin' speedballs in the alley with the rest of the street people?

Start your own church?

Contact the pastor and inquire about a solution to your dilemna?


Or perhaps the best idea.................


Ask for advice on internet forums about outdoor activities. grin


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PS, just remember, your answer will not sway anyone's opinion on the manners of the present residents of the USA. wink


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


Largely because of the attitudes one encounters in church, much like yours. wink


Oh for fugks sake.

You don't show up on Easter because you don't want to put on some khakis? Get real.

You don't go to church because you're a schitty christian.



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I don't go to church because of other schitty christians smile

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Hmmmm, maybe a little streak...


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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As this thread has sadly taken this turn, I'll interject the quote, "The Church is not a museum for saints, but rather, a hospital for sinners."


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Originally Posted by NH K9
I don't go to church because of other schitty christians smile

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Then you're worrying about the wrong thing.


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Originally Posted by wabigoon
As this thread has sadly taken this turn


Not the first time on this subject, Richard.


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Originally Posted by wabigoon
As this thread has sadly taken this turn, I'll interject the quote, "The Church is not a museum for saints, but rather, a hospital for sinners."


Richard - very good quote.


Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

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Or, on a lot of other topics Denny.


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I went to a church once and one of the guy's passing around the free handout plate was wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

Haven't been back since.

If you're gonna beg on behalf of the Lord, wear a jacket and tie for Christ sake.

Clark


I sure got to agree with that.
Most folks going to church now days seem to think Walmart attire is good enough for church.


At least they are in church.Do you get extra Jesus points if you dress up?
Sheesh!


If you're Joe Schit the Ragman and just need some comforting, by all means, walk your homeless ass inside and get some faith pumped into you. Figuratively or otherwise...

But I'm talking about the guys that have jobs, a house, a new car... Put some fugking khakis and a button up on. Especially if you're gonna pass the grape juice or handout tray around to the congregation.

Fugk me people are stupid.



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Originally Posted by wabigoon
"The Church is not a museum for saints, but rather, a hospital for sinners."



Morton T Kelsey? I don't know who he is, but Google found him.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Walked off the boat this morning and went to church. I looked rough. Surprised they didn't mistake me as a bum and toss me out. Pretty sure I stunk too.

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Originally Posted by Calvin
Walked off the boat this morning and went to church. I looked rough. Surprised they didn't mistake me as a bum and toss me out. Pretty sure I stunk too.


Good thing Travis,Clark or Dave weren't in attendance.

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Originally Posted by ShadeTree
Originally Posted by NH K9
I don't go to church because of other schitty christians smile

George


Then you're worrying about the wrong thing.


I don't 'worry' about much, certainly not about others and what they choose to do on Sunday.

I've met many good Christians....... many can be seen 'here' (Tlee and ScottF come immediately to mind, though there are many others)........ and I'd likely be better off if I were more like them. I've also seen way too many 'good, church going folk' that I wouldn't waste a breath on. Likewise, there are several exemplars here on the 'Fire.

I haven't really been to Church (with a few exceptions) since I left home after graduation. I don't think I'm 'less' for that choice. As always, YMMV.


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Mütze oder Hut, das war die Frage.


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Mine comes off for the National Anthem, the Flag, usually meals, and to sleep.


What about sex?

Y'all should save that for PM's


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Obwohl heute Sonntag ist, haben wir mehr zu tun.


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Originally Posted by NH K9
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I don't go to church because of other schitty christians smile

George


Then you're worrying about the wrong thing.


I don't 'worry' about much, certainly not about others and what they choose to do on Sunday.

I've met many good Christians....... many can be seen 'here' (Tlee and ScottF come immediately to mind, though there are many others)........ and I'd likely be better off if I were more like them. I've also seen way too many 'good, church going folk' that I wouldn't waste a breath on. Likewise, there are several exemplars here on the 'Fire.

I haven't really been to Church (with a few exceptions) since I left home after graduation. I don't think I'm 'less' for that choice. As always, YMMV.


No you're not any less. It's not really about whether you go to church or not. My point just was that for me when I figured out certain things in life, then my reasons for why it was important for me to go, changed.


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