Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire You know you're old when......

My mother is 99. The last of her old friends died a couple months ago. She might have quit reading it after that.

when one grunts bending over and then again standing back up.

when ones hair turns inward and emerges somewhere else.

when he thinks some 35 yr old chick is cute.

You know you're old when, you hid the Ham and served Jelly Beans for Easter Dinner.

Been noticing that more with each passing year myself too. Fewer and fewer obituaries of relatives, friends, acquaintances and people I've met over the years.

You're old when farts are no longer intentional. And you hope that's all they were.

Damn I'm old and only in my fifties.

...your eighteen year old daughter gets tired of jogging with you and just walks on ahead.

Ouch.

When you are young, your hair is thick and your body is thin. When you get old, your hair is thin and your body is thick.

[quote=wabigoon]Young women think you're cute, and harmless. [/quote

Cute young women, and some not so young, address you by putting "Mister" in front of your first name.

Hair stops growing on top of your head, and starts growing out of your ears and nose.

Things that used to work automatically now have to 'think about it."

You know you're old when the cashier at the grocery store asks if you need help getting your groceries out to your vehicle.

Or young men address you as "Sir", even when you're wearing dirty beat up work clothes.

when you never trust a fart or waste a hardon

And, men, I'm pretty sure, it gets worse before it gets any better.

when you have more hair in your nose and on your ears then on your head!

I hurt in places that I never knew I had. When my daughters ask me about it I tell them that I earned every one of them

.............your body pops and cracks as much as the recliner you're getting into or out of!

Wha'D e saaayyyyyyy!?????

Huh??????????