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Not the most pressing issue of our times, but need advice on how to win my wonderful wife over to accept a beard.
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Not the most pressing issue of our times, but need advice on how to win my wonderful wife over to accept a beard. Not going there but someone will. Ha!
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Lol
I lost that battle during the first half
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Not to helpful, but it's best to have one when you first meet.
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grow it out, as she fusses and fumes, just nod your head and say I'm gonna shave it one of these days
if she keeps it up
let her know, honey didn't want to bring it up, but I been getting some unwanted attention from some ole gal, and she mentioned she hated a man with a hairy face.
didn't really want to bring it up, but truth be known I love you and only you and just figured this was the easiest way to get rid of that skank.
then go take her into the bedroom and get your beard moistened.
Last edited by 2legit2quit; 11/15/17.
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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What can she do about it?,...shave it while you sleep?
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Dictate to her the fact that a man whose wife is not in constant state of "brazilian" isn't really asking, so much as informing.
Unless she is consistantly in a state of "brazilian", then shave, smile, and STFU.
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2legit2quit, Thanks for the advice. My wife assumes that you are not married. (No comment)
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Not the most pressing issue of our times, but need advice on how to win my wonderful wife over to accept a beard. Im glad my wife doesnt want to grow a beard. Oh, i get it. Well, get her Mr Ts phone number.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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Accept that there will be consequences and just grow one.
What is she going to do, Take away your birthday??
For better and, or worse.
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Grow it and she'll come around when it changes from scruffy to fluffy.
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Grow a set.
Then grow your beard, in that order.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Not the most pressing issue of our times, but need advice on how to win my wonderful wife over to accept a beard. You could convert to islam and tell her the beard is a requirement.
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My wife likes me to wear a mustache. A beard is a bonus for her. I do not like any facial hair.
If I had my way my face would be baby butt smooth. I only shave on the weekend.
The way she looks at me & lingers with that twinkle in her eye makes it all worth it for me. So, I consider the 'stache to be a small concession.
By the way, in case you missed it, Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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Amazing question! First grow a set and then grow a beard!
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Is this a serious fuggin' question?
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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Not the most pressing issue of our times, but need advice on how to win my wonderful wife over to accept a beard. 1) Take off her skinny jeans. Men should not wear women's pants. 2) Now that you have room in your pant choice, grow a set. 3) Once your balls drop and you go through puberty, the beard won't be a problem. Tips: Keep it neat and trim it weekly. Avoid this: ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgflip.com/1zgqg0.jpg) Because men should not wear women's jeans.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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no matter what the other dufas's say i understand your problem. 50 years married and she still gives me crap about my beard. loves my mustache but says the beard makes me look old! i just look t her and ask if she remembers the 50's. kinda shuts her up.
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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