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Harpoon the Loc Ness monster?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I'd walk up to the card table and ask if I could join the game with him, Elvis, and the St. Bernards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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I'd capture him and sign him to a basketball scholarship. Imagine him coming down the lane to dunk?
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Campfire Tracker
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I think that any Bigfoot that roams the face of the earth has a much higher intellect than the millions of people that tune in to watch that Finding Bigfoot show every week on the television. Those Bigfoot hunters run all over country filming themselves for an hour and then amazingly don't find anything. I don't know about your state, but here in the Midwest trail cameras abound and our local Bigfoot's are notoriously camera shy.
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Campfire Tracker
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How does B&C score one? Do they need a 60 day drying time? If one scored a 10 or so, it would be a hit with the lady bigfoots.  I just snorted DP out my nose on this one. LOL
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no. my way of thinkin' also.........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Bigfoot hunters are geniuses. They get paid to travel to cool places and have unsuccessful hunts.
If I saw what I believed to be a bigfoot while hunting, I would assume it was an idiot in a gorilla suit wanting to commit suicide by deer hunter and would not oblige him.
"Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants". --- William Penn
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I think that any Bigfoot that roams the face of the earth has a much higher intellect than the millions of people that tune in to watch that Finding Bigfoot show every week on the television. Those Bigfoot hunters run all over country filming themselves for an hour and then amazingly don't find anything. I don't know about your state, but here in the Midwest trail cameras abound and our local Bigfoot's are notoriously camera shy. A few years ago my mom called to tell me the "Finding Bigfoot" film crew was in town (Prudenville,MI) to investigate Bigfoot sightings behind the house. I had to, of course, watch that episode! Anyways, they had a townhall with witnesses describing their sightings, yada, yada. As a kid I tramped all over those woods. I trapped, snowmobiled and hunted deer, squirrels, grouse, woodcock- all of it. I've dropped a fly in every trout stream around for 50 miles. If there was a Bigfoot in Roscommon County, MI, I'd know about it. And, yes, if I were to see one, I'm shootin' it  . By the way, ain't no Bigfoots (or is it Bigfeet?) in Kansas neither.
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If his hairy azz was coming at me I'd pop him. To kill him for no reason never.
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if he is wearing a turban , don't take any chances.
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He's never done anything to Me or Mine, so no.
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I seen him one night at a tit bar called Daisy Mae's. Ridin' a Harley.
He bought us round and we let him be.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Probably not,because my first thought would be that it was some guys trying to make a Bigfoot video. By the time I realized he was real,he would be gone.
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Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt? No, but I might whup on him with some blue air-hose!
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt? Has Bigfoot been calling/texting your womenfolk?
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Since there are so many dumbazzes in monkey suits trying to make a buck/run a scam, I'd have to have some pretty serious proof that it was one before I'd consider shooting one. If I was absolutely sure, I'd drop him right there, and wait for a check.............
While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you'd shoot and wait for a check keep in mind that those who say they'd give $$$ for a bigfoot dead or alive are probably just running their mouth knowing they'll never have to pony up.
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Not a problem. Something like that would have the phone ringing off the hook. National Enquirer, museums, Dennis Rodman, take your pick.................
While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.
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No. Used to think I'd shoot, but as recently as yesterday, in Walmart, I saw some females of
his kind, couldn't have been anything else. He has my sympathy. I'd disappear in the
woods, too.
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