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My father was fond Satchel Paige, "How old would you be, if you didn't know how old you was?"
There are may more.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My father was fond Satchel Paige, "How old would you be, if you didn't know how old you was?"
There are may more. Never heard that one. Good one.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Campfire Outfitter
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"If all else fails, read the directions". My old man.
"When you get to the fork in the road, take it". Yogie Berra
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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If frogs had wings................................
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Campfire Ranger
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ol Friedrich Nietzsche had a lot of good sayings, unless one didn't like them or agree with them.
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Campfire Ranger
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A few I like:
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." - Linus Van Pelt
"No problem is so big or so complicated that it won't go away if ignored long enough." - Charlie Brown
"I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." - Robert Heinlein
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Oracle
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
-- H.L. Mencken
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ok, one i heard and was exposed to, long ago & far far away, "whatever thou would doest is the whole of the law."
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Campfire Regular
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"The more you learn about mankind the more you marvel at the patience of God. - Archie Donahue
Evil is everywhere, with higher concentrations in Washington DC - me
The fact that a great many people believe something is no guarantee of its truth.
W. Somerset Maugham
“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.” - John Wayne
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.” - Mark Twain
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
— Abraham Lincoln
I don't eat anything that didn't have a mother.
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"If grasshoppers carried .45s the birds would leave them alone". that and my sig line.
There are no problems that cannot be resolved by the suitable application of high explosive.
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
"It's not the arrow, it's the Indian."
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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You better watch your p’s and q’s
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Fuggh you and the horse you came in on. Author unknown.
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
dogzapper
After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian Proverb
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Campfire Savant
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What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Ranger
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"If grasshoppers carried .45s the birds would leave them alone". that and my sig line. That was our Drill Sergeant's response to anyone saying "if", except he used "M-60's instead of .45s.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Shoving feather up yourazz won't make you a chicken.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"There is great confusion under heaven ... the situation is excellent."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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