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Use it up
Wear it out
Make it do
Or do without
-----my Dad
Trust....but verify
-------Ronaldus Magnus
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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I am as hungry as a woodpecker with a headache.
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Whatever you feed gets stronger.
Ideas are far more powerful than guns, We dont let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas. "Joseph Stalin"
He who has braved youths dizzy heat dreads not the frost of age.
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Amateurs train until they get something right, professionals train until they can't get it wrong. ~author, who knows...
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Two men looked through prison bars.One saw mud the other stars.
Ideas are far more powerful than guns, We dont let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas. "Joseph Stalin"
He who has braved youths dizzy heat dreads not the frost of age.
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"Boy, ah say boy, ah'm a cuttin' but you aint a bleedin' heah!" Foghorn Leghorn
At a pig pickin' in SC "If you aint got grease in your eyebrows, you aint eatin' it right".
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New hire telling the boss, "I don't $hit on my time,or sweat on yours"...
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"Make America Great Again." Donald Trump
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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"If work was all fun and games, we'd call this place Disney Land and you'd be paying me to come here everyday." Me.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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"This damn printer always runs out of paper right when I need to print something." Me.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Some days it isn't even worth chewing through the restraints.
Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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"People in Hell want ice water too."
Dad, in response to a childish request.
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'...I litorally use words wrong, like a billion times a day...'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Here's a censored favorite twofer: please, for the love of a sweet and merciful focke, use your head for more than growing hair and sucking koch. Pretty sure I came up with that on my own.
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"Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn't die."
Last edited by StoneCutter; 02/15/18.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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'...I litorally use words wrong, like a billion times a day...' That shore is a good one!
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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"Don't put a question mark where god put a period."
Richard Petty.
Take nothing I say personal, remember....it's just the interweb!
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YANKEE'S
new yorkistan SUCKS!
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If yer aunt had nuts, she'd be yer uncle..
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
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" Always remember that wherever you go.............. You'll always be there". May have been said by W.C. Fields but I'm not sure if I'm recalling correctly.
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