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Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723434 03/16/18
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana
jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida	The real reason Little Stick was late in responding.. Quote A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia Midget in Anchorage, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught several hours later. 67-year old Alfred Mortimer Evans Larry was laying on the body of a 47-year old car accident victim when his colleagues arrived this morning and he was visibly stuck in this awkward position. He immediately admitted that he had been in this position for several hours and asked his co-workers for help. Unfortunately for him, his colleagues were unable to help him and they had to call the emergency services. Joey Dunmore, one of the paramedics who was called on the site, described the scene in an interview with the Savannah Anchorage Daily Herald. “He was laying on top of the corpse with his pants around his knees. He didn’t really seem to feel any pain, but he was obviously humiliated.” It took paramedics more than an hour before they could free him, and he was then immediately arrested by officers of the Savannah-Chatham Anchorage Metropolitan Police Department. 17 criminal charges have been filed against Larry Alfred Evans, including indecent treatment of a corpse, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and possession of illegal drugs. Since the accused has worked on the night shift and the investigators believe he could have sexually abused several other corpses in the past, and they expect to file more charges over the next few days. A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

GB1

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723536 03/16/18
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington J Judman Campfire Ranger
Judman Campfire Ranger J Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington	The petting zoo bears are spectacular!!!! Looks like they’re very cagey..... I’m betting the white Bear was taken out of a pickup seat, and the black kelp stuffed one that looks like it was hit with a flame thrower in the face, was taken from a boat.... such sneaky tactics..... haha oh boy Ping pong balls for the win. Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. Ain’t easy havin pals.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... VernAK #12723578 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas G geedubya Campfire Outfitter
geedubya Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas	Originally Posted by VernAK GW, I'd be tempted to run those nasty hogs through the car wash before putting those nice knives on em! 10/4 Some are kinda nasty from head to tail! but anywho, when its all said and done, and they are completely un-zpipped it do make for a pretty good set of "hill country wind chimes"........... and the best tasting bullet test media I've found to date! ya! GWB A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723592 03/16/18
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 17,927 1 16bore Campfire Ranger
16bore Campfire Ranger 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 17,927	I like that yeller knife.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723597 03/16/18
Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,113 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle
elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,113 Southern New Mexico	Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

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Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723642 03/16/18
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 27,938 TN A alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger
alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger A Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 27,938 TN	Thanks for the big boobs.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... elkhunternm #12723680 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas G geedubya Campfire Outfitter
geedubya Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas	Originally Posted by elkhunternm Back at ya! ya! GWB A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723711 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas G geedubya Campfire Outfitter
geedubya Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas	Originally Posted by Big Stick GW, Be SURE to include more of your version of "Photography",because THAT schit is fhuqking FUNNY! Hint Roger that! However, I always keep in mind that it is always a matter of perception! BTW sabe, Kemosabe? ya! GWB A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723723 03/16/18
Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 28,239 W. Texas J JGRaider Campfire Ranger
JGRaider Campfire Ranger J Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 28,239 W. Texas	LMAO GW......!!!!!! It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... jorgeI #12723726 03/16/18
Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 28,239 W. Texas J JGRaider Campfire Ranger
JGRaider Campfire Ranger J Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 28,239 W. Texas	Originally Posted by jorgeI The real reason Little Stick was late in responding.. Quote A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia Midget in Anchorage, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught several hours later. 67-year old Alfred Mortimer Evans Larry was laying on the body of a 47-year old car accident victim when his colleagues arrived this morning and he was visibly stuck in this awkward position. He immediately admitted that he had been in this position for several hours and asked his co-workers for help. Unfortunately for him, his colleagues were unable to help him and they had to call the emergency services. Joey Dunmore, one of the paramedics who was called on the site, described the scene in an interview with the Savannah Anchorage Daily Herald. “He was laying on top of the corpse with his pants around his knees. He didn’t really seem to feel any pain, but he was obviously humiliated.” It took paramedics more than an hour before they could free him, and he was then immediately arrested by officers of the Savannah-Chatham Anchorage Metropolitan Police Department. 17 criminal charges have been filed against Larry Alfred Evans, including indecent treatment of a corpse, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and possession of illegal drugs. Since the accused has worked on the night shift and the investigators believe he could have sexually abused several other corpses in the past, and they expect to file more charges over the next few days. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.

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Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... geedubya #12723739 03/16/18
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington J Judman Campfire Ranger
Judman Campfire Ranger J Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington	Originally Posted by geedubya Originally Posted by Big Stick GW, Be SURE to include more of your version of "Photography",because THAT schit is fhuqking FUNNY! Hint Roger that! However, I always keep in mind that it is always a matter of perception! BTW sabe, Kemosabe? ya! GWB Haha, she’ll be back with a fresh whine tomorrow, with her 1 post..... grin Ping pong balls for the win. Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. Ain’t easy havin pals.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... geedubya #12723756 03/16/18
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,401 Texas R rickt300 Campfire Outfitter
rickt300 Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,401 Texas	What camera are you using for those pictures, awesome! Dog I rescued in January

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... alwaysoutdoors #12723785 03/16/18
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana
jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida	Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors Thanks for the big boobs. You are welcome, sir. A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12723792 03/16/18
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,401 Texas R rickt300 Campfire Outfitter
rickt300 Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,401 Texas	I have noticed well endowed women like that snivel more and faster after a hundred miles on a Harley. Higher maintenance too. Dog I rescued in January

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... geedubya #12723799 03/16/18
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,862 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana
SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,862 Hi-Line	Keep up the good work G!

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... rickt300 #12723848 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas G geedubya Campfire Outfitter
geedubya Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 14,119 Texas	Originally Posted by rickt300 What camera are you using for those pictures, awesome! I'm shooting the Canon 7d Mk2, which has the ASP-C crop sensor. The crop factor on the Canon is 1.6X. When deciding on whether to get a model with a full frame sensor or a "crop sensor" camera I liked the capabilities of the 7D MK2 vs. the 5D Mk 3 when taking into consideration of the nature of the photoging I do, and it was half the price at the time, plus Canon was to bring the 5D Mk 4 to market soon. I plan to add the 5D Mk 4 later this year. Having said that IMHO, good glass is the key. I was shooting a T2i with kit lens when I started upgrading my lenses. The better glass made a significant difference. Anywho, My workhorse lens is the (1) Canon EF 24-70mm 1:2.8 L II USM Followed by the (2) Tamron SP 150-600mm F/5-6.3. (1.6 crop factor = 240-960mm equivalent. and third (3) Canon EF 70-200mm 1:2.8 L IS II. USM ya! GWB PS: I typically shoot in Landscape mode, and AWB, using the aperture value (AV) the "one shot" focus, "spot metering", and 2 second delay on a tripod when shooting stills. The 7d mk2 also has 3 custom dial settings that can be "pre-programmed". I set up both C1 and C2 for moving objects with "AI Servo" focus. "Evaluative Metering" with C1 being set on single shooting and C2, high speed continuous shooting @ 10 frames per second! The 7d Mk2 has two discs and I record in both Camera RAW and JPEG, but I'd say 97% of the photos I publish are JPEG images straight out of the camera, with no post-photo processing. Anywho, I'm just a hack who enjoys being in the field with a camera. Your mileage may vary. Last edited by geedubya; 03/16/18. A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... rickt300 #12723934 03/16/18
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana
jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,614 Orange Park, Florida	Originally Posted by rickt300 I have noticed well endowed women like that snivel more and faster after a hundred miles on a Harley. Higher maintenance too. In my previous line of work it was known as "Form Drag" A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Big Stick #12724100 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon Sheister Campfire Outfitter
Sheister Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon	Geedubya, Nice knives... Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Sheister #12724135 03/16/18
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 8,423 Wa west 🇱🇷 F fredIII Campfire Outfitter
fredIII Campfire Outfitter F Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 8,423 Wa west 🇱🇷	Originally Posted by Sheister Geedubya, Those knife pics have me glued to my screen. Great looking and useful knives and I really like the shape of the blades and grips. I may have to keep my eye out for your favorite knife maker and add a couple to my stable one of these days. Thanks for the info on the camera. I had pretty much given up on photography the last few years with life getting hectic. Once, in a life a long time ago, I used to do some semi pro photography- weddings, portraits, and etc... but that was back in the days of 35mm and 2 1/4" film cameras and it has become a hassle to continue. Your info has somewhat demistified the change over to good electronic photography so I may take the plunge again. Your results make me want to practice more than a bit and retiring next month will give me time to do just that. I have to admit that between your pics and Stick's , I like them both equally. There are lots of pics Larry doesn't post here that I've seen a few of that are pretty breath taking of the great places he lives, works, and hunts. Both places make me want to get out more... I may even start posting pics again one day. Probably no boob pics, though....:) Does anyone here remember Stick's video of Big Sky shooting a big black bear across a small inlet/bay? The pressure wave of the bullet path was plainly visible all the way to the bear's head and was pretty impressive to watch. The scenery wasn't bad either... Bob Holy crap reel the labia up, button those britches and relax you are not getting cut from the cheer squad. Last edited by fredIII; 03/16/18.

Re: Because I get the question(s) daily......... Sheister #12724273 03/16/18
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington J Judman Campfire Ranger
Judman Campfire Ranger J Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 21,167 N.. Newaukum, Washington	Originally Posted by Sheister Geedubya, Those knife pics have me glued to my screen. Great looking and useful knives and I really like the shape of the blades and grips. I may have to keep my eye out for your favorite knife maker and add a couple to my stable one of these days. Thanks for the info on the camera. I had pretty much given up on photography the last few years with life getting hectic. Once, in a life a long time ago, I used to do some semi pro photography- weddings, portraits, and etc... but that was back in the days of 35mm and 2 1/4" film cameras and it has become a hassle to continue. Your info has somewhat demistified the change over to good electronic photography so I may take the plunge again. Your results make me want to practice more than a bit and retiring next month will give me time to do just that. I have to admit that between your pics and Stick's , I like them both equally. There are lots of pics Larry doesn't post here that I've seen a few of that are pretty breath taking of the great places he lives, works, and hunts. Both places make me want to get out more... I may even start posting pics again one day. Probably no boob pics, though....:) Does anyone here remember Stick's video of Big Sky shooting a big black bear across a small inlet/bay? The pressure wave of the bullet path was plainly visible all the way to the bear's head and was pretty impressive to watch. The scenery wasn't bad either... Bob Ahhhh he’s the one that was very impressed with the lazy lying bushelor.... Ping pong balls for the win. Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies. Ain’t easy havin pals.

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