Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Why the North is so much better than the south

In the south they know how to make sweet tea... north of hwy 60 in MO., if you want a decent glass of sweet tea you have to make it yourself. Up north I'd have to say they have the best beer selections at least from what I've seen. I've been in liquor stores in Minnesota that were the size of small to mid size dept. stores we have here. Never seen so many types and brands before or since.
Love hog hunting in TX. and love ice fishing in the north.
So many good things about both regions... and I'm thankful they've both let a MO. hillbilly enjoy them. Someday I want to ice fish from one of those Snobears where they go out 10-20 miles from shore on the Great Lakes and I want equally bad to catch one of those gator gars and an alligator down south.

James afraid to hit the Waffle House. Too many black folk.

If I had your level of wit I’d alter other people’s posts too.

Fug the north. We have the Flave. Game, set, match.

Ron Clueless aka sharp things is a professional poacher, agitator, and most importantly professional master baiter. And I can see from most of this thread that he has baited most of you to the corn pile.

Sometimes he uses rabbit pellets or Indian corn because they are more difficult to spot than regular yellow field corn, but make no mistake that you all have been had. IF YOU EAT THE CORN you may end up like the spike buck that came into Ron's bait pile.

Dont wreck a funny thing. There are at least 20 pages to be had here.

Yeah................... The North is winning!!................... (again)

Bet you can't stop at a convenience store, fill up with gas, buy a Samurai sword, a 3 foot Indian doll, a jar of pig lips, a case of beer, nunchucks, fried chicken, a fishing pole, a bottle of Tequila and go on your way.

When (not if) we get to 20 pages, we will meet at the deep south skyscrapper

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...vision/latest?cb=20090912152438&vm=r

and have a themed cake.

https://axewielderx.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/redneckgingerbreadhouse.jpg?vm=r

Boy did you ever get blued, screwed, and tattooed!

Ha!!! Drive around Harrisburg Pa. You'll see more Rebel flags on trucks than anywhere in the South. Trying desperately for some identity in the land of Pennslytucky.

We even got Rebel flags in Wisconsin, mostly a rebellion when the dems screamed about them.

Yes, thanks for marching closer to 20 pages.

I've lived in the South my whole life. I think I'll stay. I might visit the North to catch some of your fish or shoot some of your game though.

We encourage southern folks to sample the good life in the North and stay until your wallet is empty, then Kindly return to where you came from to save up for your next visit to God's country.

We Sountherners greatly encourage Yankees like you to stay the fug home. Don't even come here on vacation. We don't need your money.

Funny how during Christmas,Thanksgiving and Easter i-95 is packed full of Yankees heading south..........oh and any other day of the year. Why is that?

Providing Aid?

On Easter Sunday this year I was driving from South Texas back to God's country.

Did you say something?

We refer to yankees as northern negros, If it weren't for skin color you couldn't tell them apart.

The OP is one of them.