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I love it when they fart, then whirl their heads toward their butt with a puzzled look: What the hell was THAT? My Pudelpointer does exactly that. Makes me laugh and I don't have any sense of smell so don't have to live with the side effects.
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You're all reminding me of the James Herriot book "All Creatures Great and Small", a gentle lady owned Cedric the boxer who could clear a room. Tristan's comment wasn't helpful, "speak on sweet lips that never tell a lie" Cedric was given to the gardener who had no sense of smell (supercub?).
My Akita could make your eyes water..... so, no. No comfort from dog farts.
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Cedric was given to the gardener who had no sense of smell (supercub?). My wife says my truck stinks like "dog". I think it smells fine.
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The drahthaar just got done eating 2 week old sundried macerated antelope skull leftovers. Was 24 hours of dog fart hell. I do think he felt bad about it though. All of you guys are assuming that your dog doesn't have a bigger beef about your farts......
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My GWP is self conscious about his farts. He will get up and leave the room or want to go outside to do it. Love that dog.
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My GWP is self conscious about his farts. He will get up and leave the room or want to go outside to do it. Love that dog. TFF!
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All of you guys are assuming that your dog doesn't have a bigger beef about your farts......
My dog loves my farts.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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As an aside to the line here, if farts get to be too "unpleasant" give the pooch one of the probiotic capsule a day for a few days. The change in gut bugs will often moderate the effluvia for a while. Works well on our Chessies, who sometimes can curl yer hair and burn yer eyes. Same will frequently help when then have some temporary GI upset.
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We call Rocky's farts "blue mambas"! They're poisonous.
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If you have been a dog owner for quite some time now then you'll get used to it. My Alaskan Malamutes fart a lot since they all love to steal some treats on these automatic feeders that I bought online. Did I make a bad decision of purchasing this product or my buddies are just that smart to know how this thing works? Dogs are actually like humans, either they make a silent but deadly fart or something that is loud and proud. They just can't control it, and its normal.
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No expert here but I'm guessing for many it's too much protein. The sudden appearance of silent but deadly was the signal to move Larry from puppy chow to adult food. No problems after that. Until Lilli caught a rabbit and ate most of it before I found out. She'd let a fart, give me a dirty look, and leave the room. Fortunately it was open window season. Dogs are funny.
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When I was a kid, Mom and Dad used to drag us kids along on Friday or Saturday nights to their friends' house to play hearts or gin. They had kids too, so there'd be seven of us doing pretty much anything we wanted until the wee hours. Fun times.
The McCardles had an English Bull Dog named Oscar. Oscar probably weighed 150 pounds and was gentle as a kitten.
I have no idea what they fed Oscar, but he was ALWAYS gassed up and was good for at least three or four very healthy farts per hour. And I am not exaggerating one bit when I say that he could fart anywhere in the open portion of the house (meaning not in a bedroom or bathroom), and you would smell it wherever you happened to be within about half a minute.
Oscar's face didn't give much away, but I think he really got off on it. Everyone else, not so much.
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USACE is doing some maintenance on the Dam north of town where I run my dogs every night. Consequently some of the less frequently used parts are in operation causing lake herring to be discharged in a stunned state, and the birds to feast on them. Birds also drop herring going to and from their roosts, which is where the dogs run, and my two idiots find about one 10-12" oily disgusting oversized bait fish each every night which they love and which causes them to fart dead fish smells.
Dog farts and dead fish are two smells which should not ever for any purpose be combined.
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Dog farts are a product of the same things peoples farts are : grain in the diet. Feed a dog right and you won't have any that you'll notice, unless the dog gets into something he shouldn't. My dogs don't get grain in their diet so we don't have dog farts to put up with.
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Dog farts are a product of the same things peoples farts are : grain in the diet. Feed a dog right and you won't have any that you'll notice, unless the dog gets into something he shouldn't. My dogs don't get grain in their diet so we don't have dog farts to put up with. Oh boy! First pee less pups and now fart less dogs.
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Revenge is sweet!
Ok, maybe not sweet, but 35 years later it still makes me laugh when I think of it, like now...
I was northbound somewhere in WY, on a Denver to MC trip. Lab asleep on seat beside me, his head on my thigh, when I cut an SBD. We are talking deep purple here!
His nose twitched.
His eyes popped open.
He sat up suddenly and sniffed some more.
He turned around and smelled his butt.
He stuck his nose in my crotch and took a big whiff.
Then he gave me a "You ROTTEN bastid" look, and flung himself down with his nose as near as he could get it to the crack in the passenger-side door.
I laughed for 20 miles. And giggled every few minutes for the next 4 hours.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Does anyone else get comfort from dog farts? That's just not right. And way TMI. Since YOU started it though .. .. we had cocker spaniels when I was growing up. Generally they slept under mom's side of the head of my folk's bed. When my sisters and I would get pissed off at mom, we'd engage in chemical warfare by feeding the dog bacon. Warm, moisty, stinky fog rises.
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Here be dragons ...
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Revenge is sweet!
Ok, maybe not sweet, but 35 years later it still makes me laugh when I think of it, like now...
I was northbound somewhere in WY, on a Denver to MC trip. Lab asleep on seat beside me, his head on my thigh, when I cut an SBD. We are talking deep purple here!
His nose twitched.
His eyes popped open.
He sat up suddenly and sniffed some more.
He turned around and smelled his butt.
He stuck his nose in my crotch and took a big whiff.
Then he gave me a "You ROTTEN bastid" look, and flung himself down with his nose as near as he could get it to the crack in the passenger-side door.
I laughed for 20 miles. And giggled every few minutes for the next 4 hours. LOL, Las! John
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That one on your trip was hilarious!!!!!., I bet you still laugh about it???? I've always had dogs, years ago when I still trapped the dogs would eat some beaver meat (not ever again). Boy oh boy three in the house would empty a room fast!!! Lost a really really smart dog to a xtra large paresite!!! No beaver meat again!! Ever. Anyway on a lighter note, my oldest daughter has a golden doodle & he can't figure out what a fart is??? Every time he farts, he'll get up with a scared look on his face & move to another spot and is quite nervous for a few minutes!!! My GWP is just normal so no bad bad farts. Interesting about the grain thing, good ta know. I'm out 👣🐾👣🐾👣🐾
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