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My wife asked me one day, "Dear, when I die will you re-marry?"
Me: Of course not, my life wouldn't be the same without you and I could never imagine being with anyone else.
wife: So you're not happy being married?
Me: Of course I'm happy being married.
wife: Then if you're happy being married to me don't you think it's possible that you might meet someone else?
Me: well, yes but...
wife: ...so you would probably get married again.
Me: I suppose I might....one day...with the right person....but she'd have to be a lot like you.
wife: And would she sleep in our bed?
Me: well I guess she probably would if we were married.
wife: And I suppose you would let her use my golf clubs??
Me: Don't be ridiculous, she's left-handed!
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Outfitter
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I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Head starts are good. In this case two are better!
Last edited by las; 01/09/19.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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She gonna give him what Tuger Wood got!
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