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But it's the wrong mother fugger. Gawd dammit......... I didnt want to do the soprano. 380 pillow snuff shot in the garage on it. Khan/ wife due home from work in awhile. Fugging thing acting like the cat from pet cemetary. Tear the schit outta my arms probably. Fugging dumped it out, let go. Fugger doing about mach 6 Heading towards the apartments along 41 about 200 yards away. Fugg.......
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Campfire Kahuna
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Did You let Khans cat out?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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When you’re really feeling perky, try letting one out of a leg hold trap. That will peg your “Macho Meter”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Ask Brian if I can borrow that trap for a few days. My coyote trap is a ball buster for me to drag down the stairs from my barn.
I'll give him a blue box of federal 30/30
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Khans are indoor cats. A calico= callie A solid white one= ella
females
Bengal looking grey thing= hercules Black back and grey side stripes thing = sampson
males
She has her 4 cats
I have my 3 dogs
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Thought you didn’t like black cats crossing your path?
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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When you’re really feeling perky, try letting one out of a leg hold trap. That will peg your “Macho Meter”
I've done it a couple times. Not a real big deal if you can get a Carhart over them and hold them down. Not usually worth it though. They fight a trap so crazy hard they usually fugg themselves up beyond reasonable repair. Broken legs all twisted around with bones sticking out.
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Ask Brian if I can borrow that trap for a few days. My coyote trap is a ball buster for me to drag down the stairs from my barn.
I'll give him a blue box of federal 30/30 I got dibs on this thing for a couple of days. I was in such a fugging hurry to get to the dentist this morning and then get my running around done I just threw in 4 pieces of sliced ham lunch meat in it for bait. It worked Fugger ate it all too. Got fed in the kitty gulag..... Hahahaha!!
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Thought you didn’t like black cats crossing your path? I caught it in trap . It didnt cross a road in front of me. Hahahahaaa!!!!
Last edited by renegade50; 01/15/19.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yeah but there's a hex on you now
Unless youre going to tell usthat it granted you three wishes. Then I'll know youve been smokin bleu cheese.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I wouldnt have let it free until at least setting off a pocket pack of Black Cats beside the cage. 😂
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Naw I got good karma from this man
It got 4 slices of sandwich ham Nice full belly Got let go and run back towards them apartments.
Mighta learned a lesson to stay away from my yard.
I ain't never seen this cat before, but the wind was pretty strong today So that sandwich ham smell probably carried a ways
Vectored that dumb cat right in....
Hahahaha!!!!
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Toss it in the pond. Tie a rope to it first if you want the trap back.
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How’s the mail man? We use to cram em in the mailbox, right before he got there and beat the fugg outta the outside with a stick. Fun times.
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Put a leash on it and take it for a walk. You'll have a friend for life.
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Spring out like a can-o-snakes when opened. lol
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Put a leash on it and take it for a walk. You'll have a friend for life. Ya... Fugg black cats..... I'm glad I let the fugging thing go.
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How’s the mail man? We use to cram em in the mailbox, right before he got there and beat the fugg outta the outside with a stick. Fun times. We taped a .99cent white mouse to one of them $8 bottle rockets. We did the "first mouse in space" from the backyard 😩😄😄
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Keep trying, you will catch the right one sooner or later.
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