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Originally Posted by joken2

Back in the old days females purposely went to see movies starring their favorite movie idol leading men, and swooned breathlessly as their idols forced themselves on shy, nubile leading starlets of the day, who after a short, half-hearted struggle, literally 'melted' in his arms, all the while the females in the theater were mesmerized, fantasizing it was them.




My grandmother witnessed this first hand, growing up in Cleveland. She said it was all quite silly-- grown women fainting in theaters. Rudolf Valentino held sway over many women, and his death caused many of them to go completely off the rails.


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Originally Posted by 673
Pepe le pew being a skunk was attracted to female cats, that caused me alot of confusing thoughts and almost ruined my life, it was the violence I witnessed from that coyote on roller skates going after the very cagey roadrunner, I just wanted him to catch him once and for all.


Unintended consequences of wishes fulfilled. wink

Warning - "language".



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So, Mlle Chat rebuffs Pepe's advances seemingly forever until he finally gives up and quits chasing her.

What kind of pets does a 40ish, unmarried female cat keep around while she drinks too much white wine every night and wonders where all the good men are?


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I just realized I've been on this earth for 72+ years, and never had to tell a soul whether I was straight or gay. I've just assumed everyone knew.


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