I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor 😜
Or some schitt like that 😬
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time, But I got to keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo, Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio, But I got to keep rollin' Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day Well the truck stop cutie comin' on to me, Tried to talk me into a ride Said I wouldn't be sorry But she was just a baby Hey, waitress, pour me another cup of coffee, Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out, flyin' down the highway, Lookin' for the mornin' Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time, But I got to keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo, Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio, But I got to keep rollin' Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day, yeah Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
Mine went crazy once. It's better now. She bought a nice house with that money I gave her.
The replacement came crazy.
Originally Posted by BrentD
I would not buy something that runs on any kind of primer given the possibility of primer shortages and even regulations. In fact, why not buy a flintlock? Really. Rocks aren't going away anytime soon.
Words of wisdom: 1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass 2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them
Carry on...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
Words of wisdom: 1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass 2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them
Carry on...
You forgot number three.
3.) If you go to use the schitter, be sure you log off and close this window.
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
my first two were crazier than a chithouse mouse. Third one had a crazy bi polar mother. Number 4 is fine though. We just celebrated our 26th Anniversary. Not a single fight in all those years.
Seems like things going South between the parents can’t always be avoided, but when they do the kids almost always are worse off for it.
I have heard four out of five divorces are at the request of the woman, sounds about right.
One thing I learned from my own is a lot of the time the only thing worse than her leaving is if she doesn’t .
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744