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I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.


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Originally Posted by SamOlson
I haven't communicated with my wife since Saturday.


Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor 😜

Or some schitt like that 😬


"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Originally Posted by 2ndwind
Okay, I'll ask.... How so?


I'll ask....how could you tell?



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Sam,are you sleeping in the barn again?

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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Lucky Bastard.

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Sorry Boomer, this doesn’t sound good. Here’s to hoping it blows over.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Update. There's been communication on an unrelated topic. Chilling....

Appreciate the bro support.


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A ballad for MtnBoomer...



Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time,
But I got to keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo,
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio,
But I got to keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Well the truck stop cutie comin' on to me,
Tried to talk me into a ride
Said I wouldn't be sorry
But she was just a baby
Hey, waitress, pour me another cup of coffee,
Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out, flyin' down the highway,
Lookin' for the mornin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Well the midnight headlights blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin' no time,
But I got to keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' out a tempo,
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio,
But I got to keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a sunny day, yeah
Ooh, I'm drivin' my life away, lookin' for a better way for me


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Mine went crazy once. It's better now. She bought a nice house with that money I gave her.

The replacement came crazy.


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I would not buy something that runs on any kind of primer given the possibility of primer shortages and even regulations. In fact, why not buy a flintlock? Really. Rocks aren't going away anytime soon.
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I do not get re-enlisting for another tour of Crazytown. I love my wife but she is my only wife.

Good luck, Boomer.

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Words of wisdom:
1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass
2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them

Carry on...


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Originally Posted by sawbuck
Originally Posted by mathman
Maybe use a veterinary dart gun with a thorazine payload.


Solid dating advice.


Worked for Cosby.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Words of wisdom:
1. The best one you will ever meet (and probably marry) is a pain in the ass
2. If they didn't have a hole (or two), there'd be a bounty out on them

Carry on...


You forgot number three.

3.) If you go to use the schitter, be sure you log off and close this window.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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my first two were crazier than a chithouse mouse. Third one had a crazy bi polar mother. Number 4 is fine though. We just celebrated our 26th Anniversary. Not a single fight in all those years.

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Sam......

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Wish me luck.


Any kids to worry about?

Seems like things going South between the parents can’t always be avoided, but when they do the kids almost always are worse off for it.

I have heard four out of five divorces are at the request of the woman, sounds about right.

One thing I learned from my own is a lot of the time the only thing worse than her leaving is if she doesn’t .


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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As Mark Twain was wont to say, "They are all crazy. It's just a matter of degree!".


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Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
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Originally Posted by RS308MX
It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in?

That's what I'm thinking.

Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components.

See, easy peasy.
grin

She'll just deny him something till he caves. wink

One of the reasons guns are better than women-you can trade an old 44 in on two new 22s.
grin

Yeah,women can be expensive if you want a different model. wink


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Originally Posted by fredIII
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My wife sent me this with a message “so true”.

laugh laugh laugh


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