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Go choke on a fn bagel. If you don't have anything good say stfu. Simple.

Quick Karl, you spend some time on AR Political Forum? Seem to remember you. You kicked off or leave voluntarily?

When I first moved to ass-hole - I mean Texass - I heard all about "Texass BBQ," as if it was some National Treasure."

So, I went to Salt Lick to try some hot dogs (what retards in Texass call sausages), and some "Brisket" - the aforementioned National Treasure. Frankly, not impressed in the least.

Did a little reading - a lot actually... Learned that brisket was, in fact, the cut of beef that the Cattle Barons could not sell to anyone, because no one would eat it - so they GAVE it to the illiterate cowboys they under-paid to drive their herds to Kansas City. It was the former Black Slave chuck-wagon cooks that figured out how to make it edible, at the very least, by cooking it low and slow until it could actually be chewed.

And that, my inbred redneck Texass friends, is where "BBQ Brisket" comes from. The most useless food on Earth. tastes like salt-saturated smoked leather.

And no one in the civilized world calls a beef hot dog a "sausage." A sausage is PORK - not smoked salt-saturated nitrite/nitrate cured beef scraps.

Drive down any highway in Texass and you will see a myriad of grease covered former sharecropper shacks all claiming that they have "The Best" BBQ in Texass, and, they all sell the exact same thing, cooked the exact same way, with the exact same sugared catsup that they call "sauce."

Pure garbage with a marketing campaign designed to get illiterate redneck Chef-Boyardee-eating Texass idiots and unsuspecting tourists to eat garbage that should otherwise be used as fertilizer.

Everything is bigger in Texass - especially the ass-holes!

When I first moved to ass-hole - I mean Texass - I heard all about "Texass BBQ," as if it was some National Treasure."

So, I went to Salt Lick to try some hot dogs (what retards in Texass call sausages), and some "Brisket" - the aforementioned National Treasure. Frankly, not impressed in the least.

Did a little reading - a lot actually... Learned that brisket was, in fact, the cut of beef that the Cattle Barons could not sell to anyone, because no one would eat it - so they GAVE it to the illiterate cowboys they under-paid to drive their herds to Kansas City. It was the former Black Slave chuck-wagon cooks that figured out how to make it edible, at the very least, by cooking it low and slow until it could actually be chewed.

And that, my inbred redneck Texass friends, is where "BBQ Brisket" comes from. The most useless food on Earth. tastes like salt-saturated smoked leather.

And no one in the civilized world calls a beef hot dog a "sausage." A sausage is PORK - not smoked salt-saturated nitrite/nitrate cured beef scraps.

Drive down any highway in Texass and you will see a myriad of grease covered former sharecropper shacks all claiming that they have "The Best" BBQ in Texass, and, they all sell the exact same thing, cooked the exact same way, with the exact same sugared catsup that they call "sauce."

Pure garbage with a marketing campaign designed to get illiterate redneck Chef-Boyardee-eating Texass idiots and unsuspecting tourists to eat garbage that should otherwise be used as fertilizer.

Wanna talk about the Comanche next, and how your ancestors broke every treaty they ever made with the Comanche - and the Comanche never ONCE broke their word on any treaty they made with the Texass-ans, and how, basically, your great grandfathers KILLED as many Comanche as they could, to TAKE THEIR LAND?

Yeah, killin' Indians only went on in Texas. Right?

Wounded Knee, Texas.

Dumbass.

Wanna talk about the Comanche next, and how your ancestors broke every treaty they ever made with the Comanche - and the Comanche never ONCE broke their word on any treaty they made with the Texass-ans, and how, basically, your great grandfathers KILLED as many Comanche as they could, to TAKE THEIR LAND?

Even Sam Houston said you people were dirt and no matter WHAT treaty he might make with the Comanche, you dirt bags would break it. Historical FACT.

And Cynthia Parker. after living 20 or so years as a Comanche - hated Texass-ans - because having lived as a Comanche, she saw first hand what your version of the truth was.

Tell us more about your ties to the Republic of Texas group...

You just got started on that last time before you were banned.

QK, please don’t piss off elkslayer91. It’s so hard to get him to shut up once he gets going on a subject...😎

Oh nothing.

Cedar Creek Texas ain't so big that the "Texass Rangers" that look into that sort of thing can't find an acorn when looking for one...

You don't know the Texas Rangers very well.

They have people assigned to investigate Republic of Texas fuucknuts like you.