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FWIW....,The US side....ie getting into the USA....,are mostly cock suckers with a short man complex. Half aren’t even white and the other half aren’t even men.
Canadians are friendly and polite without the attitude.
ETA....I don’t give afuck if it’s USCB&P or USBP or whatever thefuck the cock suckers call themselves they sure thefuck aren’t controlling our borders from invasion but are stopping tourists one old lady at a time.
Have a nice day slave, sleep tight tiger.
^^^Bipolar disorder.^^^
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I also can’t help thinking that the only word of English the old woman had to utter was “Refugee” and y’all would have been paying her to stay!!!
If it were that easy for a Pollock to become a permanent resident in the US she'd have already done so.
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You should have wrapped a towel around her head and put a bedsheet on her. They would have waved her through without an ID check for fear of offending her.
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You should have wrapped a towel around her head and put a bedsheet on her. They would have waved her through without an ID check for fear of offending her. Yeah that's how it works.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Also, a citizen of Canaduh doesn’t need a visa. A citizen of Pollockville does.
It’s pretty simple.
And I LOVE the monastery bit. I’m sure they never heard that one before. Yes. Like I said earlier when I was headed north to see that other monastery.
I am MAGA.
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She should have told them she was a wetback and wanted to work picking celery................In like flynn! 12344mag nailed it. You guys have far greater threats to your border than an old woman from Belarus, with proper documentation to live in Canada, travelling to a monastery with her family. Sorry, wasn’t a monastery, it was a convent: http://novo-diveevo.org/Now let’s hear more trash from all you “Christian conservatives” about it not being the right kind of Christianity for you. My Orthodox wife happens to think that any Christian denomination that came after is a cult.
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Customs and BP has always been cool to me. Especially one time (before 9-11)
I went to the bahamas, left my wallet in my rental car at the parking garage.
I got back through customs with only my picture ID from The Fairways of Palm Aire, Pompano Beach golf resort.
Hahaha
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She should have told them she was a wetback and wanted to work picking celery................In like flynn! 12344mag nailed it. You guys have far greater threats to your border than an old woman from Belarus, with proper documentation to live in Canada, travelling to a monastery with her family. Sorry, wasn’t a monastery, it was a convent: http://novo-diveevo.org/Now let’s hear more trash from all you “Christian conservatives” about it not being the right kind of Christianity for you. My Orthodox wife happens to think that any Christian denomination that came after is a cult. You obviously have no knowledge of your own immigration laws. And you sure as fugk don't know anything about hours. What did your Pollock friends do in Belarus? How did they get to Canada?
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I only ever met one border patrol agent and he was stupider than Glockdoofus...
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Hahahaha!
Good to see everyone so cheerful on this fine Monday.
I am MAGA.
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I only ever met one border patrol agent and he was stupider than Glockdoofus...
+1
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This is how conversations with eastern europeans usually go in most parts of the country.
"What did you do in Buttfugkistan?"
"I own tire shop."
"Oh. Does your wife work?"
"Yes. She nurse."
"Oh. How about all six of those adult aged children that live in your $400,000.00 home and all drive Mercedez?"
"They going to start business."
"Oh. How long have you lived here?"
"Six month."
Yeah. That all makes perfect sense. Nothing curious about any of that schit.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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He's gone bi something, alright. Maybe we could send the buttfùckastainians and grandma to live with him.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Deflave, living in South Florida you must obviously be retired from the mob. Can’t be any other explanation, because all you people are like that.
Dumbfuq.
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I cross the Canadian border on occasion and live in an area with a large Eastern European community.
1. The Americans are usually dicks crossing back in. It’s kinda amusing.
2, Russian/Ukrainian immigrants are shady as fugg but run a few good delis.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Deflave, living in South Florida you must obviously be retired from the mob. Can’t be any other explanation, because all you people are like that.
Dumbfuq. If you ever visit check out Golden Beach. Ask lots of questions. Tell me what common denominator you find.
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Deflave, living in South Florida you must obviously be retired from the mob. Can’t be any other explanation, because all you people are like that.
Dumbfuq. lmao
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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2, Russian/Ukrainian immigrants are shady as fugg but run a few good delis.
Liverwurst and $600,000 loans with 30% interest each week? Seems legit...
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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"What's that you say? You took a jet ski to the Bahamas and back with nothing but a backpack? What were you doing exactly?"
"I go to monastery."
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Since I have restrictions that won’t let me get within 100 miles of any border, I can’t speak from personal experience like everyone else here, but it seems to me that the person in the blockhouse at the border sending everyone back to Canada is like a janitor or something and a border patrol agent is someone else that eats jelly donuts in a white Suburban...
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