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Surfin with a Mac is like wearing a condom.

Windows, ya might need a shot in the ass ever now and then, but you're gettin the innernet the way it was meant ta be probed.

I haven't noticed the difference.

What do you miss by using a Mac?

Quite a lot....apparently.

Somebody landed on the moon lately?,....what?

If ya ain't riskin a virus infection and crash, ya ain't livin on the edge.

And if ya ain't livin on the edge, you're takin up too much space.

Adds a whole new element ta surfin.

I got a virus once that totally killed my computer by going to a Beverly Hillbillies trivia page.

What kind of sicko puts a virus on a Beverly Hillbillies trivia page?

TBH, I can get behind a virus on that page.

What was the name a the virus?

"Getalife"?

Just guessin.

I don't know.

It made my computer start opening up about 5 pages a second. You couldn't do anything with it to even try to fix it.

Shiite like that is why Old Sparky was invented.

The net's a squared circle.

Ya step in and see who's who: Your antisshole, or the @sshole.

Mac people make sure they sit behind the net at a baseball game.

They're "there", but they ain't experiencin the game.

I didn't realize that a hierarchy was involved.

You never told a young lady you'd pull out, ta get her to get in the game?

Same concept.

Mac users would save themselves for marriage.

Well, there ya go!

It's part of the wisdom that comes with age,...buying a Mac.

If I was as wise in my youth as I am today,...I might have saved myself for *no* marriage.

I see a Volvo in your future.

Camry,.....just as bad, I guess.

But it never breaks.

In fact, a Macintosh is the Toyota of computers.

Yep.

" I paid wayyyyyyyyyyy to much, so this thing *really* kicks ass!"

Actually, I had no part in buying it. As mentioned, my wife brought it home one day. She wanted one.

I just thought, "another laptop",.....but it's been going for years.

It doesn't work any better than a Windows based computer. It's just that it's not disposable like a Windows based computer.