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I can't do that chitt at the house. My OCD kicks in and I'd clean the house while she was gone better than she ever can. If I'm at the lease I can do that, just not at home.
The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!
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So.. where do I sign up? To do what I do, just in a different place. 
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Love it. I'm in the same boat. Wife's up a the Cabin in PA with her dad , Westerns channel on, cigars, whisky and elk, pork, cheese, onions etc on the menu. Dogs picking up the scraps when I drop them
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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As long as she was on her medication.... Damn Viking, sounds like you had a ringer! bet you're glad to be shed of that one. You have no idea dude. I really am happy for those guys that have great wife’s, that’s the way it should be.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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We gonna die anyway.  I might die sooner but I'd die richer. lol
Camp is where you make it.
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What is this laundry thing one speaks of? on the way out the door, it wreaked too, did brush hog the range and got caught out in the rain two or three times, that wet sweaty chit lying on the bricks will begin to ferment. That's why you had to "adjust" it when the machine started bouncing. lol You may find you need to wash it again, if your picky about stains and such. 
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Sounds like 12 days of watching porn can really wear a guy down!
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...........without our women, Wifes off on an Alaskan vacation with four of her girlfriends and one of their mothers, I have been living in man pig hell for five days now eating mostly meat, drinking beer, scotch and homemade wine, not taking my vitamins, and smoking cigars, hell, last night I fell asleep in my recliner with a Glock 21 in my pocket and an original 45-110 Sharps buffalo rifle across my lap, woke this morning and had BLT's and black coffee for breakfast. Just yesterday afternoon I found myself surfing the web with a cold ribeye steak in my hand and a quart of ice cold coke zero for lunch, no shirt, boots or socks, what a slob! ; ], I have been shooting rifles and pistols day and night, casting and paper patching Sharps rifle bullets, to hell with sending off bills or any form of paperwork, going to town, and fugg the telephone too, so yes, without them we would surely die off in a few years, but, man pig hell aint to bad, for awhile! Jealous here.
Me solum relinquatis
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We gonna die anyway. I might die sooner but I'd die richer. lol And I'd die happier.
Me solum relinquatis
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have fun gunner . I did that for a year when my wife was taking care of her mom . she came home and said I was still the pig she married .going on 23 years
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...........without our women, Wifes off on an Alaskan vacation with four of her girlfriends and one of their mothers, I have been living in man pig hell for five days now eating mostly meat, drinking beer, scotch and homemade wine, not taking my vitamins, and smoking cigars, hell, last night I fell asleep in my recliner with a Glock 21 in my pocket and an original 45-110 Sharps buffalo rifle across my lap, woke this morning and had BLT's and black coffee for breakfast. Just yesterday afternoon I found myself surfing the web with a cold ribeye steak in my hand and a quart of ice cold coke zero for lunch, no shirt, boots or socks, what a slob! ; ], I have been shooting rifles and pistols day and night, casting and paper patching Sharps rifle bullets, to hell with sending off bills or any form of paperwork, going to town, and fugg the telephone too, so yes, without them we would surely die off in a few years, but, man pig hell aint to bad, for awhile! Welcome to my world.
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My wife has a broken wheel and I am doing everything. I guess she will soon appreciate man pig hell, or not  mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Sometimes you just gotta let the dogs out to run! They come back dirty, tired, and smelling bad.....but happy. And they are always glad to see their owners! There is much iron in your words of life.... 
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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I just dropped off 3 weeks worth of vacation laundry at the cleaners for fluff and fold, wow that sounds like a Bangkok treat. We have a restaurant delivery service w/ Amazon that will take care of another basic need, city boys can survive.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Sounds like a good time to me.
No rules when the wife is gone. LOL, such a good time I'd be dead in a year. Could think of worse ways to go.......
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Dropped my wife at the airport a week ago, picking her up tomorrow night....have about hit my limit.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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...........without our women, Wifes off on an Alaskan vacation with four of her girlfriends and one of their mothers, I have been living in man pig hell for five days now eating mostly meat, drinking beer, scotch and homemade wine, not taking my vitamins, and smoking cigars, hell, last night I fell asleep in my recliner with a Glock 21 in my pocket and an original 45-110 Sharps buffalo rifle across my lap, woke this morning and had BLT's and black coffee for breakfast. Just yesterday afternoon I found myself surfing the web with a cold ribeye steak in my hand and a quart of ice cold coke zero for lunch, no shirt, boots or socks, what a slob! ; ], I have been shooting rifles and pistols day and night, casting and paper patching Sharps rifle bullets, to hell with sending off bills or any form of paperwork, going to town, and fugg the telephone too, so yes, without them we would surely die off in a few years, but, man pig hell aint to bad, for awhile! That's pretty much my life since I got divorced. Plus since I got rid of her worthless ass I figured out I've got a lot more spending money. It ain't bad.
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Sounds like a great vacation to me. I still have the woman and two daughters at home.
Saw my mom, yearly visit. Said for me to throw everybody out and go hunting and fishing.
Said ive served my sentence.....to hell w everybody else.
Im supposed to plant flowers tomorrow before work. Think ill go shooting instead.
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Big question is how many cups, plates, forks, spoons, and knives did you use?
I use one of each the whole week when the wife is gone..........I got better things to do than wash the damn dishes!!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Been going on for millennium ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/vaAJ1A2.jpg)
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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