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I borrowed that from an old Bill Cosby record.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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The classic around here is the 4x4 or ATV with Wench.
Dad used to say warsh and waint (wash, wait), but grew out of it. MIL still says cagister (cash register), ambliance, and compooter, among other things that would get bleeped here.
I have an odd sort of bigotry toward adults who, in this modern age, still say nucular. So many people who talk for a living (politicians and reporters) still doing it, repeatedly. They all should be fired if they won't take correction.
Yeah, I picked up the habit of saying hook (rhymes with spook).
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
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My Dad rode a Harley throughout Europe in WW2, always called it a "motorsackle" and it had a scabard for a Tummie gun. I was amazed years later when I got my first 1911 how deftly He poked holes in things from the hip and cross body shots. When I got The Tummie Gun a couple years before He died and we went shooting I couldnt believe how He chewed stuff up, .... 50 years after the war. Never spoke about the War, except for the Sackle..
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Wow. "Spook" got in under the radar! How long will that last?
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
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My Dad rode a Harley throughout Europe in WW2, always called it a "motorsackle"... Guilty. Only, with me, it's motorsickle. Why not? We all say bi-sickle - not bi-sye-kle.
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
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I was in Sikeston MO years ago, eating at Lamberts. An older fellow and his wife were at the next table, and he asked us where we were from. He said he was a farmer from Minnesota, and he raised kern and howgs.
I probably talked funny to him to.
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Sludge hammer
Every heard, instead of ever heard
Twiste, instead of twice
For sell, instead of for sale
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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...and one for the Texans... Awl wells...
Last edited by luv2safari; 07/25/19.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Couple I can think of off the top of my head that my Dad still says is Xenex for Cenex and instead of thumb it's his tumb finger.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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yust ven I learn ta say yam, they yhanged it ta yelly! With grandma talking like that I had a hard time in 1st grade! Swedes speaking English, always brings great memories of grandma!
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Here in Wyoming the common pronunciation for “creek” is “crick”. I had to ask a friend who said that once would a “deep” creek be a dip crick?
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Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost
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"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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I forgot “you’ns“
“Are you’ns going to the store?”
I think it’s Yankee for “y’all”
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Had a neighbor who used to pick "okree" (okra).
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The nation's capitol.......... Worshington DC
Roof (rewf) or roof (rhymes with doof)
My grandma played the pie-anna
The Expos baseball team was from Mont-ree-all (said just as I hyphenated it)
Wollen nicht krank dein feind. Planen es.
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i pronounce warm, as worm.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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One of my wife’s mountain William cousins used to refer to her receipt book when she meant recipe book.
Recticle for reticle always makes me cringe.
One of the guys who works for me talks about his kids throwing a tangent instead of tantrum. He ought to put a paddle tangential to his kid’a backside.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Liberry instead of library firl instead of foil
For Sell
I have to sale this.
Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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I used to know a girl with a kind and genital face.
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