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I have a buddy that gets laid off every winter and we give him crap about not getting anything done around the place even with all the free time on his hands. He's always saying how he's working on this or that project etc. One time he butt dialed me about 11:00 am and I could hear the TV going in the background with some show I recognized on. Later when I talked to him I asked him what he did that morning and he gave me some line about how he was up early and out in trees cutting wood all day and really busting his tail. I said were you doing that around 11:00. He said yeah, been at it all day. I said huh, I didn't know you had a TV in the woods and then named the show he was watching. lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I know a guy that called his wife and cancelled a lunch engagement with her. The usual business meeting with boss man got in the way.
Apparently, with out realizing it, he butt dialed the last number he had called...which just happened to be his wife.
She got to listen to about a 10 minute conversation between him and his girl friend in his car discussing lunch plans.
As it turned out, When he made reservations for lunch he should of gotten a table for Three!! My brother knows a guy that butt dialed his wife while he was banging his girlfriend. She listened to the whole thing.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Campfire Ranger
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I know a guy who was having a party at his house and playing music through his phone to a patio speaker. He left his party for a bit and while driving away he called his girlfriend. Apparently his phone has good range because the entire party heard his conversation, including his wife.
He's now getting a divorce.
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Better the butt dial than tge butt crack.
No, not that crack. The screen crack that everyone gets from sitting their butt on the phone. Why people use that pocket is a mystery to me.
I got purse-dialed to listen to my MIL badmouth me once. Nuthin' I didn't already know.
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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......and I don't even own a cell phone.
I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.
We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.
Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around.. But, Didja hear gun fire? I'm not leaking!  No gunfire....no screaming or hollering....just the normal shuffling of pots and pans. So a run of the mill episode of The Galloping Gourmet? More of a posting trot.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Was the originating phone unlocked by facial recognition or a print? Almost never locked. Sometimes while in an airport...maybe.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Better than getting a call from Ms Cleo Or this looong. BBRRRUUUUUPPP sound, followed by,,,,,,,, Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! It was black bean soup, so.... 😎
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Sounds like you had two Butt dials FG.............  Sonuvabitch! Why I oughtta....
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Tracker
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I would have to pull the phone out, flip it open, and turn it on just to get a call. Be Well, RZ.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill.
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