The problem is all inside your head She said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit To intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning Won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself At the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways To leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover
You Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
“Blows Off”: after careful consideration you decide breaking your oaths in front of your kids as a lasting example for them to follow and tearing their worlds apart is of less significance than your own concerns.
How many children of divorces you been around?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I remember daddy,,,,,,,, throwin’ me under the bus,,,
It was,,,,,,,, right outta the blue!!!
And goin’,,,,,,,,,
To live with his other ,,,,, ready-made,,,,, fammmmiiiileeeeeee!
No shidt!
It happened
To me!!
(Fade into Sad steel solo)
Mom and sis and me just couldn’t ,,,,,,
Cut the mustard,,,,,,,,
Anymore.
Always thought that little episode in 1968 would have made helluva country song.
Thank you
Thank you very much.
😁😁😁😁😁😁
Last edited by kaywoodie; 11/18/19.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
First marriage was a complete wreck but being from old school, gutted it out for ten years. This marriage is 39 years old and gets better and better every single day.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
Very beautiful woman but be careful. My last wife who was really hot and 13 years younger than me seemed perfect while we were dating but changed into a completely different person literally right after we got married. I was able to tolerate her for 4 years because I became good friends with some members of her family. She was like a marriage vaccine, she cured me of ever wanting to get married again.
My little granddaughter was absolutely crushed when mom ended the marriage for some other guy, three year-olds just don’t get it, selfish little twerps that they are.
The happiest, best adjusted kids at school? Yep, two married, committed parents.
Ya know a tree by the fruit it bears.
But maybe we need to change the vows. How about “Maybe” instead of “I do”?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I remember daddy,,,,,,,, throwin’ me under the bus,,,
It was,,,,,,,, right outta the blue!!!
And goin’,,,,,,,,,
To live with his other ,,,,, ready-made,,,,, fammmmiiiileeeeeee!
No shidt!
It happened
To me!!
(Fade into Sad steel solo)
Mom and sis and me just couldn’t ,,,,,,
Cut the mustard,,,,,,,,
Anymore.
Always thought that little episode in 1968 would have made helluva country song.
Thank you
Thank you very much.
😁😁😁😁😁😁
I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I remember daddy,,,,,,,, throwin’ me under the bus,,,
It was,,,,,,,, right outta the blue!!!
And goin’,,,,,,,,,
To live with his other ,,,,, ready-made,,,,, fammmmiiiileeeeeee!
No shidt!
It happened
To me!!
(Fade into Sad steel solo)
Mom and sis and me just couldn’t ,,,,,,
Cut the mustard,,,,,,,,
Anymore.
Always thought that little episode in 1968 would have made helluva country song.
Thank you
Thank you very much.
😁😁😁😁😁😁
I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison.
Damn train!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
“A beautiful woman never stays for long with one man.”
I dunno how true that is.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
i'm not a wealthy man but i have a pretty good life....
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
My little granddaughter was absolutely crushed when mom ended the marriage for some other guy, three year-olds just don’t get it, selfish little twerps that they are.
The happiest, best adjusted kids at school? Yep, two married, committed parents.
Ya know a tree by the fruit it bears.
But maybe we need to change the vows. How about “Maybe” instead of “I do”?
I’ll agree with you provided the parents are committed and get along. I was one of those kids whose parents stayed together for “the kids sake”. I remember wishing they would get divorced just so I didn’t have to listen to them argue anymore
How about this one? Sorta like Country played at 78rpm...
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
My little granddaughter was absolutely crushed when mom ended the marriage for some other guy, three year-olds just don’t get it, selfish little twerps that they are.
The happiest, best adjusted kids at school? Yep, two married, committed parents.
Ya know a tree by the fruit it bears.
But maybe we need to change the vows. How about “Maybe” instead of “I do”?
Things change.
Its insane to want people to remain together when they hate each other. Far more damage is done to a child when mom and dad stay together like that.
So, what if the parents are deeply unhappy, uncommitted types?
You seem to be selling a child ability to understand the world around them a bit short.....
