|
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466
Campfire Member
|
OP
Campfire Member
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466 |
I got really drunk last night so much so I must have had hallucinations saw Pelosi and Ginsburg making an S&M porno flick! I did not think there was that much Crown Royal in the world to make me see that! Now my vision is blurred think I scorched my eyeballs! I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 5,681 Likes: 4
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 5,681 Likes: 4 |
What a horrible nightmare!
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure Assumption is the mother of mistakes
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,143 Likes: 4
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 32,143 Likes: 4 |
"Moderation in all things, including moderation" - Robert Heinlein (AKA Lazarus Long)
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 12,156
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 12,156 |
Damn!
I’m not sure booze is capable of doing that, it might be demonic possession.
Best see an exorcist.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 50,639
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 50,639 |
Sad part is you saw it coming and labeled it porn..
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466
Campfire Member
|
OP
Campfire Member
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466 |
Yeah I know gotta swear off porn too....my pappy always said I'd go blind from doing that...NOW I BELIEVE HIM!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,297
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,297 |
Throw that Canadian blended stuff out and get you some good ole USA bourbon. You will never be able to drink enough to make AOC or any other liberal look good though.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 11,057
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 11,057 |
... I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain Then you really aren't ready to quit. You're just making a cheap gesture to remove one of the temptations. When you're ready to actually quit you will simply accept that you can never have another drink.
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466
Campfire Member
|
OP
Campfire Member
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466 |
I am switching to Jameson Irish Whisky for one last try at it. But I swear if I even think I hear Hillary's shrill yelp that is it going to drink tea rest of my days!
Last edited by 1bigdude; 01/04/20.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 40,179
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 40,179 |
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 26,389 Likes: 6 |
I am switching to Jameson Irish Whisky for one last try at it. But I swear if I even think I hear Hillary's shrill yelp that is it going to drink tea rest of my days! Both Canadian and Irish whiskey are absolute schit. Get some good bourbon and never look back.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,773 Likes: 9
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 8,773 Likes: 9 |
I said to myself just the other day that I really need to stop drinking so much. But then I thought “why the hell would I listen to some drunk who talks to himself?” 7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 3,871
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 3,871 |
... I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain Then you really aren't ready to quit. You're just making a cheap gesture to remove one of the temptations. When you're ready to actually quit you will simply accept that you can never have another drink. I did that over 40years ago when I found out I was allergic to the stuff. You get use to no drinks after a while and get to see what others do and say when they drink also you get to drive drunks home and keep them off the roads. So is not all bad. Cheers NC
don't judge until you have walked a mile in other persons' moccasins' SUM QUOD SUM........HOMINEM TE ESSE MEMENTO
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,808 Likes: 19
Campfire Savant
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,808 Likes: 19 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 4,413 Likes: 1
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 4,413 Likes: 1 |
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466
Campfire Member
|
OP
Campfire Member
Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 466 |
Even worse I could've dreamed I was "Mayor Pete" visiting a prison
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 40,179
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 40,179 |
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 12,192
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 12,192 |
Had to get a whole new group of friends when I quit, I discovered I didn't like the old bunch very much. I suppose that if they noticed they felt about the same.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 95,739 Likes: 2
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 95,739 Likes: 2 |
What a horrible nightmare! Crown Royal will sure as heck do that to you, sooner or later if you do it daily. No more blended whiskey for me.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,503
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,503 |
What would really be terrifying is to get so drunk that Pelosi, Ginsberg, Schumer, Nadler, Schiff, et al, start sounding like normal, rational, down to earth folks. By that time, though, it may be too late. You may be an alcohol poisoning fatality.
|
|
|
|
689 members (160user, 10gaugeman, 10gaugemag, 12344mag, 163bc, 10ring1, 75 invisible),
3,006
guests, and
1,298
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,735
Posts18,494,907
Members73,977
|
Most Online11,491 Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|