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I got really drunk last night so much so I must have had hallucinations saw Pelosi and Ginsburg making an S&M porno flick!
I did not think there was that much Crown Royal in the world to make me see that! Now my vision is blurred think I scorched my eyeballs!
I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain
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What a horrible nightmare!
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure
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"Moderation in all things, including moderation" - Robert Heinlein (AKA Lazarus Long)
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Damn!
I’m not sure booze is capable of doing that, it might be demonic possession.
Best see an exorcist.
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Sad part is you saw it coming and labeled it porn..
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Yeah I know gotta swear off porn too....my pappy always said I'd go blind from doing that...NOW I BELIEVE HIM!
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Throw that Canadian blended stuff out and get you some good ole USA bourbon.
You will never be able to drink enough to make AOC or any other liberal look good though.
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... I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain Then you really aren't ready to quit. You're just making a cheap gesture to remove one of the temptations. When you're ready to actually quit you will simply accept that you can never have another drink.
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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I am switching to Jameson Irish Whisky for one last try at it. But I swear if I even think I hear Hillary's shrill yelp that is it going to drink tea rest of my days!
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Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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I am switching to Jameson Irish Whisky for one last try at it. But I swear if I even think I hear Hillary's shrill yelp that is it going to drink tea rest of my days! Both Canadian and Irish whiskey are absolute schit. Get some good bourbon and never look back.
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I said to myself just the other day that I really need to stop drinking so much.
But then I thought “why the hell would I listen to some drunk who talks to himself?”
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"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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... I am pouring the contents of my liquor cabinet down the drain Then you really aren't ready to quit. You're just making a cheap gesture to remove one of the temptations. When you're ready to actually quit you will simply accept that you can never have another drink. I did that over 40years ago when I found out I was allergic to the stuff. You get use to no drinks after a while and get to see what others do and say when they drink also you get to drive drunks home and keep them off the roads. So is not all bad. Cheers NC
don't judge until you have walked a mile in other persons' moccasins'
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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Even worse I could've dreamed I was "Mayor Pete" visiting a prison
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Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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Had to get a whole new group of friends when I quit, I discovered I didn't like the old bunch very much.
I suppose that if they noticed they felt about the same.
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What a horrible nightmare! Crown Royal will sure as heck do that to you, sooner or later if you do it daily. No more blended whiskey for me.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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What would really be terrifying is to get so drunk that Pelosi, Ginsberg, Schumer, Nadler, Schiff, et al, start sounding like normal, rational, down to earth folks. By that time, though, it may be too late. You may be an alcohol poisoning fatality.
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