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Hahahahajahaha!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
10 minutes well spent!!!!!
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The 12-Step Program for Internet Addicts
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I use to.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash the dog, get the kids off to school, all before even thinking of the Internet.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear what is happening on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on my computer.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed some time....and the Internet will always be there tomorrow! This is a disingenuous posting. Look at Step 4. You do not clean a house, or wash the dog on a daily basis. And there are many kids in the south and large portions of Texas that don't go to school. I don't know where you found this information but it is not used by people that are suffering from The Addiction.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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aalf,
Before realizing that I suffered from The Addiction, I thought I was an alcoholic. I joined a club. The club explained that we would remain anonymous. This was a LIE.
After covering a number of steps they explained I had to apologize to everyone. So I did. Then they explained I had to not only apologize on the social medias, but to real people.
I asked them "How can I remain anonymous when I stand in front of people and tell them I used to drink the alcohol too much?!?!?!" They were adamant that it was part of the process. I even retrieved a dictionary and showed them the definition of anonymous. They would not listen.
With that, we parted ways. I respectfully suggested that they change the title of their club but they just kept asking me to please leave the building. They were not nice people. Pretty heavy stuff right here...
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Lord o Lord I have heard some whoppers in my time but that one is in the top 10. Sheeit, I figured you took a vacation from the fire because your boss caught you jacking off with your diddle phone 1 too many times and threatened "administrative punishment" at you. You better git back to the "promised Land " in Montana before you lose all your marbles.. Welcome back Trav anyway. Magnum Bob Are you THEE Magnum Bob?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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aalf,
Before realizing that I suffered from The Addiction, I thought I was an alcoholic. I joined a club. The club explained that we would remain anonymous. This was a LIE.
After covering a number of steps they explained I had to apologize to everyone. So I did. Then they explained I had to not only apologize on the social medias, but to real people.
I asked them "How can I remain anonymous when I stand in front of people and tell them I used to drink the alcohol too much?!?!?!" They were adamant that it was part of the process. I even retrieved a dictionary and showed them the definition of anonymous. They would not listen.
With that, we parted ways. I respectfully suggested that they change the title of their club but they just kept asking me to please leave the building. They were not nice people. Pretty heavy stuff right here... Dictionaries can be heavy!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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aalf,
Before realizing that I suffered from The Addiction, I thought I was an alcoholic. I joined a club. The club explained that we would remain anonymous. This was a LIE.
After covering a number of steps they explained I had to apologize to everyone. So I did. Then they explained I had to not only apologize on the social medias, but to real people.
I asked them "How can I remain anonymous when I stand in front of people and tell them I used to drink the alcohol too much?!?!?!" They were adamant that it was part of the process. I even retrieved a dictionary and showed them the definition of anonymous. They would not listen.
With that, we parted ways. I respectfully suggested that they change the title of their club but they just kept asking me to please leave the building. They were not nice people. Pretty heavy stuff right here... No. Not heavy at all. Just basic sense. I even gave examples to my sponsor.. "If I have to apologize to my mother, how do I retain anonymity? It's my MOM!" They had no answers. They only wanted us to contribute to the coffee fund. And they only served Folgers. Pardon my language but that club was total bullschit.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I located the exchange between Rick and I. I have not heard back from Rick which is odd. I will assume he has no issue with it as all my texts in Messenger show "Read."
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I am MAGA.
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Don Imus died while you were gone. You missed the funeral.
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Don Imus died while you were gone. You missed the funeral. How'd I miss this?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Here is the exchange that potentially saved my life. Thank you for being strong, Rick. Rick,
I have recently discovered that I am suffering from The Addiction. As a result, I ask that you lock my account for six months so that I am not tempted to return. I will miss you and my other cyber-friends but I think this is for the best.
Best news I've heard all year. Hahahaha. You're such a fooler! Seriously. I can't stand you.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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aalf,
Before realizing that I suffered from The Addiction, I thought I was an alcoholic. I joined a club. The club explained that we would remain anonymous. This was a LIE.
After covering a number of steps they explained I had to apologize to everyone. So I did. Then they explained I had to not only apologize on the social medias, but to real people.
I asked them "How can I remain anonymous when I stand in front of people and tell them I used to drink the alcohol too much?!?!?!" They were adamant that it was part of the process. I even retrieved a dictionary and showed them the definition of anonymous. They would not listen.
With that, we parted ways. I respectfully suggested that they change the title of their club but they just kept asking me to please leave the building. They were not nice people. How about Masturbaters Anonymous? Did they get you help with that pillow thing?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Don't forget Tom 264 , he will be very excited....  He's probably masturbating as we speak........... Who can fault a man for enjoying a little midget porn? Is there any such thing as big midget porn?
If you love someone set them free
If they come back no one else liked them
Set them free again
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Here is the exchange that potentially saved my life. Thank you for being strong, Rick. Rick,
I have recently discovered that I am suffering from The Addiction. As a result, I ask that you lock my account for six months so that I am not tempted to return. I will miss you and my other cyber-friends but I think this is for the best.
Best news I've heard all year. Hahahaha. You're such a fooler! Seriously. I can't stand you. Who da fugg is RickDim?
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Beansnbackitin, Narcissism can VERY much be the root cause of The Addiction. I once read a thread about a guy's wife being knocked out cold by a pack of negroes. A beer bottle over her head! Obviously this was nothing more than a person trying to feed their addiction. We must forgive, and move forward.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Here is the exchange that potentially saved my life. Thank you for being strong, Rick. Rick,
I have recently discovered that I am suffering from The Addiction. As a result, I ask that you lock my account for six months so that I am not tempted to return. I will miss you and my other cyber-friends but I think this is for the best.
Best news I've heard all year. Hahahaha. You're such a fooler! Seriously. I can't stand you. I'm admittedly easily amused. But that schit was funny!
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
- Wabi-
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Welcome back Travis, DeFlave, Clark and Dave. I missed you cuz this place was getting really boring with some of the DeFlave "Wannabeees". Your unique humor is a 24 treasure.
W. Bill
PS: now go get Shrapnel back here too. shrapnel will not speak to me until I repay the $.08 that I owe him. Initially I found this to be petty, but he is right. A debt, is a debt and I shall make things right. Travis, I can loan you $.07 if that will help. If you can find a co-signer, ill float you the whole$.08. W. Bill
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/xCC018nn/20200110-200007.jpg) just for you Clark
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Beansnbackitin, Narcissism can VERY much be the root cause of The Addiction. I once read a thread about a guy's wife being knocked out cold by a pack of negroes. A beer bottle over her head! Obviously this was nothing more than a person trying to feed their addiction. We must forgive, and move forward. I bet it was a Coke bottle. Crazy indeed! ![[Linked Image from bolsamania.com]](https://www.bolsamania.com/cine/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/21.jpg)
I am MAGA.
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