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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
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Let's be nice here and assume that you 1) have one and 2) want her back. Do you have a sure-fire way of finding her? I sleep very easy knowing that I could find mine (actually, she would find me) in less than 5 minutes anywhere on Earth. All I would have to do is to start preparing a meal (or some part thereof) in our small kitchen, and she would magically appear, putting away the clean dishes from the drain rack, needing to be where I am, be it stove, counter, hanging from the light fixture - you name it.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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And always standing between you and what you need.... I know this one!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Outfitter
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How bout starting up a conversation with 10 mins left of the hour long show you've been watching.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Couldn’t lose mine if I wanted to. She is same way about her kitchen. Doesn’t want anyone, even other women in there.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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How bout starting up a conversation with 10 mins left of the hour long show you've been watching. Mine does that too! They all must be related.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I thought it was just me.
Kent
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Aug 2004
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Couldn’t lose mine if I wanted to. She is same way about her kitchen. Doesn’t want anyone, even other women in there. Mine doesn't know where the kitchen is. I do all the cooking. (I've watched her try... that's why I do.)
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
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I would just reach for the thermostat to turn it down. Magic.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'd send her cats to rescue her.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Or start a load of laundry. She'll come running to be sure I don't have things mixed up.
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Campfire Member
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I'd try to wash the dishes. She'd come running and tell me that's her job and for me to go relax, tie some flies or reload some rifle ammo. She's an absolute gem.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2009
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Yes, she's a runner and has a set of lungs like a Thoroughbred mare, I'm sure I could hear her hollering for me and see the pine cones dropping from the blast wave, the other part, we move together about the kitchen like a pair of pros, never in each others way, hell, on the back porch grilling, i'll turn up and empty a beer bottle about the time she's coming out the back door with a fresh cold one!
Trump Won!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I don't care if it was the middle of the Congo. All I'd have to do is lay my jacket over the back of a chair.
While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Couldn’t lose mine if I wanted to. She is same way about her kitchen. Doesn’t want anyone, even other women in there. Mine doesn't know where the kitchen is. I do all the cooking. (I've watched her try... that's why I do.)
Ben
Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...
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Campfire Outfitter
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The sheriff told me my wife was missing & did I have suggestions on how to find her.
I said; wait, I'll go piss on the rim.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I'd order something for hunting online, she'd magically appear slightly put out. She hates the spending of money.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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Brave men all, never forget, this is an open internet site.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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No wife now. But for my former wife ,I’d just have to get ready to spend some money and she’d appear for sure.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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I spend all I want and she doesn't say boo....Lucky me
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