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Cut, or uncut, they still get the job done.

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Barbaric practice based on antiquated norms, and when in Israel on Liberty, you too can be a rock star....


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Ah, my first job. Circumcising baby boys, 20 skins a week and a chance to get a head.


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I’ve struggled w my decision to not have our lads circumsised as babies.


Just couldn’t do it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Thinking bout someone hacking away at their brand new Johnson’s didn’t set right w me.

God made em the way they are 🤷🏻‍♂️ Figure that was good enough for me

Hard to argue w God & Joe Rogan 😂


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1. Circumcision is an unnecessary surgical procedure with needless risks. We need to outlaw the savage bronze aged procedure the same way we ought to outlaw female genital mutilation.

2. JeffA's post is the exception and an argument for keeping your boy child uncircumcised.


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I had a friend who got circumcised when he was around 25 because his really hot wife wanted him to. He said it was extremely painful. Then one night right after the surgery he got an erection and before the pain woke him up the stiches had pulled out. When a doc tells you it's not painful for a newborn he's lying.

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I don't recall anybody asking for my consent.

If they had I would have said no.


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my dad got it done when he was 21. He said not getting it done is a ridiculous idea. I will not go into the reasons because you guys would surely make fun of them. He just said simply put not getting it done when the kid is a baby is stupid. sometimes people in olden days knew what the hell they are doing. This was one of those cases.

on edit, I kinda liked rogan but now he says he wants to vote for bernie. I know we shouldn't base opinions of people by who they vote for, but in this case when you are voting to empower someone to confiscate my stuff, you become one of the enemy

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Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by Ejp1234
Originally Posted by JeffA
I had to be circumcised as an adult.
I had a battery explode in my face, I'd shut my eyes but the acid destroyed my eye lids, they were completely eaten away.
The surgeons were able to use the skin from the circumcision to reconstruct my eye lids.

That made for two of the most painful things I'd ever had happen.


Dickhead



Yeah I hear the jokes all the time...
My doctor can't even resist.

I had to go back to his office after the surgery, every time I'd rub my eyes they'd swell shut for about 30 minutes.
He said it was just a side effect that would probably fade away with age, he said they called it being cockeyed...



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Originally Posted by SBTCO
Choose your poison:

https://ehealthwall.com/balanoposthitis-treatment-pictures-symptoms-causes-diagnosis/

What is Balanoposthitis?
Balanoposthitis is a condition seen in uncircumcised males where the glans penis and the prepuce are inflamed due to several infections related to the non-removal of the foreskin. This is frequently due to unretractility of the foreskin and very poor personal hygiene, which results to too much bacterial and fungal growth around the area. This condition is only exclusive to males. Most of the affected group comes from children 0-5 years old and in adult males who actively engage in sexual intercourse. Other medical conditions may also precipitate to balanoposthitis, which can be more severe. This can become the point of onset of bacteraemia and fever in men with very low levels of neutrophils. Patients with diabetes mellitus are also susceptible to candidal balanitis. This can also become an entry way for acquiring infections. Morbidity of this condition is only limited to its associated symptoms. Death is at hand only to those patients who are immunocompromised and those who develop balanoposthitis consequential to septicaemia caused by fungi. Intermittent balanoposthitis caused by candida albicans results to mondor phlebitis. Severe balanoposthitis enhance the probability of balanitis xerotica obliterans, tightening of the foreskin or phimosis, cancer and paraphimosis.

this happened to my youngest son, getting cut at 4 is way worse than being a new born.


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I once worked as a Circumcisionist. The pay was good, plus tips, and a chance to get ahead.

Why did I quit? I just couldn't cut it anymore!

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Originally Posted by JeffA
I had to be circumcised as an adult.
I had a battery explode in my face, I'd shut my eyes but the acid destroyed my eye lids, they were completely eaten away.
The surgeons were able to use the skin from the circumcision to reconstruct my eye lids.

That made for two of the most painful things I'd ever had happen.


and now you're cockeyed. laugh


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My porn career would have been quite different if I had not been circumcised.


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Originally Posted by JamesJr
Cut, or uncut, they still get the job done.


You would know.


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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Ejp1234
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by Ejp1234
Originally Posted by JeffA
I had to be circumcised as an adult.
I had a battery explode in my face, I'd shut my eyes but the acid destroyed my eye lids, they were completely eaten away.
The surgeons were able to use the skin from the circumcision to reconstruct my eye lids.

That made for two of the most painful things I'd ever had happen.

Dickhead



Yeah I hear the jokes all the time...
My doctor can't even resist.

I had to go back to his office after the surgery, every time I'd rub my eyes they'd swell shut for about 30 minutes.
He said it was just a side effect that would probably fade away with age, he said they called it being cockeyed...


To fight insomnia, instead of sleeping pills, you take viagra... your eyes swell shut


Originally Posted by nemotheangler
Originally Posted by JeffA
I had to be circumcised as an adult.
I had a battery explode in my face, I'd shut my eyes but the acid destroyed my eye lids, they were completely eaten away.
The surgeons were able to use the skin from the circumcision to reconstruct my eye lids.

That made for two of the most painful things I'd ever had happen.

That's a whole other level of fugged up.

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Originally Posted by JeffA
I had to be circumcised as an adult.
I had a battery explode in my face, I'd shut my eyes but the acid destroyed my eye lids, they were completely eaten away.
The surgeons were able to use the skin from the circumcision to reconstruct my eye lids.

That made for two of the most painful things I'd ever had happen.


and now you're cockeyed. laugh


I'm glad you are all having a good time making fun of my unique eyes and calling me names.

They are holding sensitivity classes right now over in the Rudeness thread and each and every one of you need to march yourselves over there immediately and pay attention to whats being said!!!!


Originally Posted by jfruser
1. Circumcision is an unnecessary surgical procedure with needless risks. We need to outlaw the savage bronze aged procedure the same way we ought to outlaw female genital mutilation.

2. JeffA's post is the exception and an argument for keeping your boy child uncircumcised.

Regards,

jfruser


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Circumcision, the unkindest cut of all.
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I got circumcised as a baby. Didn't walk for two years because of it eek


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No idea what t would be like to have my turtleneck trimmed,
But it's never been a problem. And some women think it's cute.


Barbaric practice, up there with piercings and tatoos, except
the baby doesn't get a choice. Maybe, it should be added to the
Pro-choice agenda. Imagine pussy-hat wearing fanatics ranting
about dick choice. Would some dress up as stumpy, bloody dicks?


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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