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Once you get rid of that neighbor with or without the 18 year old daughter.
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Buy the house, only rent it to hotties
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You forgot the important part; a hot, horny for you, neighbor
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Buy the house, only rent it to hotties
Next First put in a pool and serve free mojitos too? that way the hotties can invite BFFs. Geno PS works best in a college town I think. One with a good conservative religious college so you know the gheys don't show up too?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Buy the house, only rent it to hotties
Next Is that why you buy all the duplexes near Austin Peay? Lol
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Put out a sign that says, “Hotties get 1/2 off their rent”
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first step, move into a neighborhood where you are 28 and everyone else is 83
then play the odds as houses become available.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Step 1, rent the house next door Step 2, put out a "free meth for hotties" sign in front Step 3 ... just wait for all the hotties to show up
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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Meth makes ‘em look ten or twenty years older pretty quick.
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Never do the neighbor unless you want to keep them forever
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Life is good live it while you can.
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Buy the house, only rent it to hotties
Next First put in a pool and serve free mojitos too? that way the hotties can invite BFFs. Geno PS works best in a college town I think. One with a good conservative religious college so you know the gheys don't show up too? If you’re lucky they come in threes. lol
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Step #1 Be rich Step #2 Make sure the local female population KNOWS your rich, (Corvette, large gold chains, Hawaiian shirts and boat shoes ALWAYS)
Last edited by k20350; 02/18/20.
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What a bunch of maroon.
The surest way to have a hottie move in next door is to get married. Then hotties have nothing better to do than move in next door once you are off the market.
I can't prove that theory as it has never happened to me, single or married.
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There’s a book at the library on that EXACT subject!
Look in the “Fiction” section
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Neighbor gal and her husband show offs. She mowed the yard in a bikini, while he weightlifted in the driveway. Fought like cats n dogs. She got a new set of boobs and came over to show my ol lady (I was at work dammit). Divorce soon followed (theirs).
At work several gals got new racks, and within short order they all split.
Seems to be a pattern (everybody gets to see the new goods but me).
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I moved a few yrs back, no hotties in my hood. Nice gal next door, but a big un. Other is 80 something.
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Neighbor gal and her husband show offs. She mowed the yard in a bikini, while he weightlifted in the driveway. Fought like cats n dogs. She got a new set of boobs and came over to show my ol lady (I was at work dammit). Divorce soon followed (theirs).
At work several gals got new racks, and within short order they all split.
Seems to be a pattern (everybody gets to see the new goods but me). Well, If you want to see the "new goods".....................you could always go to a plastic surgeon that specializes in those things and tell them you're thinking of gettin a new set for the wife. But just like booking a hunt requires asking for references................................you want to see examples of their work..................in the flesh of course to make sure they ain't doin' the photoshop thing. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Y'all have covered most of the important parts, but let me review. I spent 10 years within walking distance of the University of Cincinnati campus and the Nursing College.
1) There's nothing worse than having a hot one move next door and she's not interested in you. Nurses all seemed to be interested in bagging a doctor. 2) Oh, I forget! Yes there is. You finally get to nail one of the hotties, and she turns out to be a creepy skank and you can't get rid of her, because she's your neighbor. I had one jiggle the lock one night and get stuck halfway in the door, because I'd put the chain on. 3) Then there's the pro that moves in. Yikes. I had a skank with a coinslot living in my place before I moved in. For the first 5 years, I had drunk out-of-town businessmen showing up at my door wanting to party with Bev! 4) They all seem to talk to each other. If you break up with one, they all know and now you're the pariah for the next 4 years. 5) Don't ever date your own tenants. They think they can get away with free rent and you can't evict them. Luckily I never fell into that trap, but I had a friend that did. 6) Before asking a neighbor out, make sure you check for an Adam's Apple and also slash marks on the wrists. I had a buddy who dated a chick he met at the corner bar. She always wore long-sleeve turtlenecks. I had to tell him that Frankie was a guy. 7) Don't date nymphomanics. I had a friend that was a trumpet major. He thought it would be a grand adventure to play in the clown band at DisneyWorld. He had to play the same 10 minute set every hour for an 8 hour shift dressed in a clown outfit. He didn't last the summer. Dating nymphomanics is a similar commitment.
Believe me, it's better to date strangers from across town than your neighbors.
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