Possibly TMI, but I only need about two feet per wipe, usually wipe twice. Even if I have two "Folger's Moments" a day, that's hardly a whole roll.
Not so! He just failed to define the conditions under which his statement is valid..
Like: When re-enacting the Charmin commercial where the ice skating girl stuffs toilet paper in the butt of her pants...."the average person uses a roll per day."
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"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
A roll a day? Not even close! Maybe between me and her, a roll every 3 days. I do my thing in the morning before leaving for work. Maybe 24 sheets or so. I don’t monitor her, so I can’t say, but i know when it gets changed. As for the seat position, she’s got me trained. I can lift and lower. If it makes her happy I got no problem. 7mm
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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
A roll a day? You realize that using it correctly means you pull some off the roll and wipe your ass with that, you don't take the entire roll and rub it between your ass cheeks.
My family of 4 doesn't use a roll a day.
I've posted this vid before, but it seems appropriate to do so again. I have a hard time fathoming using a roll per day, or even close to it.
A very good point hilljack. One of the factory workers creeds is; if at possible, crap on company time.
Same theory, well sorta, with grocery store food. More folks eating at home that used to eat out a lot, therefore needing more food than usual at home.
Now, getting the supply chain rerouted might take a while, but there are supplies out there.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I crap On company time (3rd stall on left at work)
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A very good point hilljack. One of the factory workers creeds is; if at possible, crap on company time.
Same theory, well sorta, with grocery store food. More folks eating at home that used to eat out a lot, therefore needing more food than usual at home.
Now, getting the supply chain rerouted might take a while, but there are supplies out there.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I crap On company time (3rd stall on left at work)
A classic. But Big Jim's story about nearly crapping his pants on the way to work sounds exactly like my brother.. He has a reputation for weird expressions just before the buzzer goes off.
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