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Originally Posted by 257Deland
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Others more closely resembled road kill.
And taste like it too!! 🤪


I plugged a skank in Utah back in my post divorce days. When I went to the bathroom and ripped the condom off, the fumes stung my nostrils for the first time. When I got done gagging I looked down at the little feller and issued a teary apology.


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pecan pie, without ‘th-beetus

Ho lee fugggg

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For the record, pumpkin pie still tastes like baby fart...you disgusting phoucks

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Can we start posting pics now?

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Love the feel, love the smell, love the taste. One of my favorite things in life

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They are an essential component of perfect legs.

Feet at one end.........vagina at the other.


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
They are an essential component of perfect legs.

Feet at one end.........vagina at the other.
simmer down Hannibal

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A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.

A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.

How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?

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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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I just want to find one attached to a good woman.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Valsdad
They are an essential component of perfect legs.

Feet at one end.........vagina at the other.
simmer down Hannibal



Is that last name spelled ......

Lecher?


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by sambo3006
I just want to find one attached to a good woman.


You need to leave the states, then, and go where the women dont want to be men.

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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
On the other hand,..when you get right down to it,..they're just an open ended gut.

Move forward an inch. It will feel better, and smell a hell of a lot better.


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Originally Posted by antlers
Although, I’ve had to cath old ladies in the ER many times over the years...and those vaginas look like a hedgehog that’s been squashed in the road by an 18-wheeler.


Ya married?


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This thread is worthless without pics,
just saying...........

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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by Bristoe
On the other hand,..when you get right down to it,..they're just an open ended gut.

Move forward an inch. It will feel better, and smell a hell of a lot better.


Good one. laugh

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by Valsdad
They are an essential component of perfect legs.

Feet at one end.........vagina at the other.
simmer down Hannibal


lolololol

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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
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The last woman on the campfire has just vacated the building.


Birds need watchin'.


Bicycles need ridin'.

You'll note I didn't even bring queefs to the table in the OP. That's just another fascinating feature. Some of them seem much more queefy than others. I have listened to shorter Gregorian chants than some of the rambling multisyllabic queefs I have laid witness to.


Just because you put it on the table.



Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.

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Originally Posted by moosemike
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by Bristoe
On the other hand,..when you get right down to it,..they're just an open ended gut.

Move forward an inch. It will feel better, and smell a hell of a lot better.


Good one. laugh


They are all good. The worst I ever had was simply wonderful.


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Originally Posted by antlers
Although, I’ve had to cath old ladies in the ER many times over the years...and those vaginas look like a hedgehog that’s been squashed in the road by an 18-wheeler.



That's a good one!

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