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Thought the thread mighta been about Ignore button users.
LMFAO!!!
Nope .....
It's about poontang instead.
JLT........
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ahhh, the vagina.
The vertical smile.
Not if it's from the Far East..... 
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Ahhh, the vagina.
The vertical smile.
Not if it's from the Far East..... As we transition to the near east, do they become angular?
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I just want to find one attached to a good woman. You need to leave the states, then, and go where the women dont want to be men. NO SH*T!
"I didn't realize we had so many snipers in this country." by J23
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Some say the vagina has more pulling power than the best diesel truck out there!
MAGA! This is the way!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ahhh, the vagina.
The vertical smile.
Not if it's from the Far East..... As we transition to the near east, do they become angular? That's certainly a different slant to the issue, but yes...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Ever think about if men had the scent powers of a dog & could smell a vagina in heat from a mile away?
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They're fine.
It's the supporting infrastructure I have trouble with.
What fresh Hell is this?
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Ever think about if men had the scent powers of a dog & could smell a vagina in heat from a mile away? I've often wondered if I self-identified as a dog if I could get away with humping the legs of the pretty women at the dog park.
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Here's to women bless their kind, they bloom every month , they bear every 9 .... they are the only creature this side of hell. .....that can get juice out of a nut without cracking the shell !
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Little boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mom and Dad, what is the difference a pussy and a khungt?"
While Mom is shocked, Dad just smiles and says "go up to my top dresser drawer and get me that magazine that's in there."
Boy goes and gets a nudey mag and hands it to Dad.
Dad takes out a marker and draws a circle around the attractive woman's pussy. He says "Son, everything inside that circle is a pussy."
Boy says "OK. So where is the khungt?"
Dad says "That's everything out side the circle!"
That's when the fight started.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Just remember, once you're past the smell, you got it licked. Best thread I've seen on here for quite a while.
Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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That myth about Asian girls having a sideways vagina ain't true.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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As a women gains wait the snatch gets tighter. The fat goes on the inside to.
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As a women gains wait the snatch gets tighter. The fat goes on the inside to. This is the best news I have had all year. I can now support my wife porking up.
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The more you use it the tighter it gets.Go past three days and you have to start all over again.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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[quote=baldhunter]That myth about Asian girls having a sideways vagina ain't true.[ So no harmonica playing, puss ee, well damn!
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Ever think about if men had the scent powers of a dog & could smell a vagina in heat from a mile away? You mean you can't? I think women can hear an ATM from a mile...
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The hair covering a young women’s feels like mink. As age comes along it a lot more like a Brillo pad.
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Last edited by baldhunter; 05/13/20.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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