I plugged a skank in Utah back in my post divorce days. When I went to the bathroom and ripped the condom off, the fumes stung my nostrils for the first time. When I got done gagging I looked down at the little feller and issued a teary apology.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Although, I’ve had to cath old ladies in the ER many times over the years...and those vaginas look like a hedgehog that’s been squashed in the road by an 18-wheeler.
The last woman on the campfire has just vacated the building.
Birds need watchin'.
Bicycles need ridin'.
You'll note I didn't even bring queefs to the table in the OP. That's just another fascinating feature. Some of them seem much more queefy than others. I have listened to shorter Gregorian chants than some of the rambling multisyllabic queefs I have laid witness to.
Just because you put it on the table.
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
Although, I’ve had to cath old ladies in the ER many times over the years...and those vaginas look like a hedgehog that’s been squashed in the road by an 18-wheeler.