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Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! #14932200 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Wife decided to get her Azz to work and mow the front lawn. She has been hoping I would do it. Hell fugg no. That booger got flicked on her about 5 or 6 yrs ago. She wanted exercise. Well have at it. Pics later in the thread will show the back yard I have ta deal with when I feel like it. My neighbors love me...... Lol!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932209 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN	Nothin takes the sass out of a woman like a push mower

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932219 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	LMFAO!!!! 58 yr old NA cougar. Got her Crips bandana on. I asked her about it when I went out and smoked a ciggerette and took the pics. She didnt see the humour in it. LOL!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932220 06/01/20
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,851 Galt's Gulch Colorado D Dess Campfire Tracker
Dess Campfire Tracker D Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,851 Galt's Gulch Colorado	Gas...Grass...piece of cake. Nobody rides for free. No disrespect to your wife. For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! slumlord #14932223 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by slumlord Nothin takes the sass out of a woman like a push mower Fugging A!!! Lol!!

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Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932227 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 23,319 Oklahoma OrangeOkie Campfire Ranger
OrangeOkie Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 23,319 Oklahoma	That tain't grass . . . dem weeds! It all green though! "All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932239 06/01/20
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Hotrod_Lincoln Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 9,970 Likes: 7	Reminds me of the story about the guy sitting in the porch swing drinking beer while his wife cut the grass on a hot summer day. The local busybody meddlesome neighbor strolled by and said "Any man who makes his wife mow the lawn on a day like today ought to be HUNG!" He grinned, stared at her for a moment and replied- - - - -"LADY, I AM" Nuff said! Jerry Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932245 06/01/20
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,887 MID WEST J jbmi Campfire Regular
jbmi Campfire Regular J Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,887 MID WEST	I have two neighbors who'd rather sit on their ass than use their riding mover to mow their lawn, their damn houses look like they are abandoned. Live in a nice neighbor like yours, but lazy ass sure don't give a chit what your neighbors think, would prefer if they just move their worthless ass back out to the woods where no one cares what your place looks like. "The older I get, the better I was"

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932246 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	OTHS 1980 winter carnival queen Aka: The Ice princess to me and my buds back in the day My my my my .... How fate takes strange turns... LMFAO!!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932248 06/01/20
Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,559 Likes: 1 In the vicinity of dandihood H horse1 Campfire Outfitter
horse1 Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,559 Likes: 1 In the vicinity of dandihood	She should feel grateful that you put her water bottle in the shade to stay cool. She should feel gratefuller that you're not making her bag it. I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.

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Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932251 06/01/20
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage
deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida	Your wife looks black. Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932257 06/01/20
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Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932261 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	TFF!!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! deflave #14932271 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by deflave Your wife looks black. Thank you deflave. She is algonquin/penobscot. She is black, her soul that is.... LOL!!! Why do you think I call her Khan??? Lol!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! slumlord #14932282 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by slumlord Lol!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932286 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Upper part of back yard 1/2 of it is behind me. Mowed this about 3 weeks ago. Lol!!!

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932287 06/01/20
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage
deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida	Originally Posted by renegade50 Originally Posted by deflave Your wife looks black. Thank you deflave. She is algonquin/penobscot. She is black, her soul that is.... LOL!!! Why do you think I call her Khan??? Lol!!! LOL Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! slumlord #14932288 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... kingston Campfire 'Bwana
kingston Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou...	Originally Posted by slumlord Nothin takes the sass out of a woman like a push mower LMAO Originally Posted by 16penny If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932312 06/01/20
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,030 Likes: 26 Clarksville, TN	Aint hit the lower yard since 3rd week of april. Half is behind in this pic also My prairie grass experiment is coming along nicely. Love these 10 ft slopes down to the flat. Fugging sucks mowing em..... Mid yard in previous pic is a big plateau from a demolished buried pool. Had 16 fugging trees in the back yard . Now only 4... Just noticed ... You can see one of the neighbors schitt eating shepards in the pic. Turd cant even get to the ground before he gobbles it up from the other one. Lol!!! Hugs and doggy kisses .... Last edited by renegade50; 06/01/20.

Re: Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!! renegade50 #14932313 06/01/20
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,644 Likes: 2 Kentuck G gunzo Campfire Outfitter
gunzo Campfire Outfitter G Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,644 Likes: 2 Kentuck	58? Still got some good lookin leg on her. With all due respect & all.

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