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About filling out a GD check ?
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reading the sign on my door ??
Going through my semi annual rant about the available hillfugingbilly work force available here.
Only one in ten years can fill out a check and maybe 3 can read.
Looking for yard help.
Simple: Make long grass into SHORT GRASS.
Gotta lead 'em aroung like children and hope for the best
Been doing this for ten years
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About filling out a GD check ?
or
reading the sign on my door ??
Going through my semi annual rant about the available hillfugingbilly work force available here.
Only one in ten years can fill out a check and maybe 3 can read.
Looking for yard help.
Simple: Make long grass into SHORT GRASS.
Gotta lead 'em aroung like children and hope for the best
Been doing this for ten years
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I suggest a move to CA. We have millions of folks capable of mowing lawns, not only capable but actually self employed and they do a decent job. The ones we've dealt with arrive on time, do a great job, and don't charge exorbitant fees.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Why not just slip three tooth Jim a $20 or two after he runs his Murray over your grass. No paperwork and shortened grass
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Why not just slip three tooth Jim a $20 or two after he runs his Murray over your grass. No paperwork and shortened grass Paid more than that. Doesn't work. BTW, If three tooth Jim had three teef and his own mower da ladies be on him like stink on chit. Different ball game here Kid. Been doin' it for ten years.
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As someone once said about West Virginians: "They might be hillbillies, but they are Yankee hillbillies.
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Campfire Tracker
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As someone once said about West Virginians: "They might be hillbillies, but they are Yankee hillbillies. Yer to meet a west virginian that would eat grits.....most embarrassing Yankees at lizards thicket.
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As someone once said about West Virginians: "They might be hillbillies, but they are Yankee hillbillies. Yer to meet a west virginian that would eat grits.....most embarrassing Yankees at lizards thicket. Only state to become such during the war of northern aggression.
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Campfire Ranger
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Who the [bleep] doesn't mow their own yard? Listen to music, drink beer, sitting on your ass..... Jesus Christ, what's next? Pay someone to watch your T.V.?
Last edited by jackmountain; 07/02/20.
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Campfire Oracle
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As someone once said about West Virginians: "They might be hillbillies, but they are Yankee hillbillies. Hahahaha.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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If you would learn to pay in crack instead of cash you'd have better turnout............. 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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If you would learn to pay in crack instead of cash you'd have better turnout............. They're too lazy.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Who the [bleep] doesn't mow their own yard? Listen to music, drink beer, sitting on your ass..... Jesus Christ, what's next? Pay someone to watch your T.V.? My favorite thing to do. I mow about every five days. Me time. My thinking time.
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I used to do a lot of work for an old cat daddy that had about 60 rental houses
He’d hand me his checkbook and tell me to fill everything out and put a reasonable number in the amount box. Lol
Hand it back and he’s put an x and some inky jibberish on there for a signature. And tear it off.
LOL
miss that old guy. Wore a big straw hat and drove a Lincoln to each house to collect his rents. I was always afraid he was going to get knocked in the head. All his properties were straight up ghetto.
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Who the [bleep] doesn't mow their own yard? Listen to music, drink beer, sitting on your ass..... Jesus Christ, what's next? Pay someone to watch your T.V.? Let me know how you do after a stroke.
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Who the [bleep] doesn't mow their own yard? Listen to music, drink beer, sitting on your ass..... Jesus Christ, what's next? Pay someone to watch your T.V.? My favorite thing to do. I mow about every five days. Me time. My thinking time. Me as well. Just got done mowing. Smells great.
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He’d hand me his checkbook and tell me to fill everything out and put a reasonable number in the amount box. Lol
Hand it back and he’s put an x and some inky jibberish on there for a signature. And tear it off.
At least you could read and write. Rare talent here.
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Campfire Ranger
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Who the [bleep] doesn't mow their own yard? Listen to music, drink beer, sitting on your ass..... Jesus Christ, what's next? Pay someone to watch your T.V.? My favorite thing to do. I mow about every five days. Me time. My thinking time. Yep, I enjoy it too.
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I used to do a lot of work for an old cat daddy that had about 60 rental houses
He’d hand me his checkbook and tell me to fill everything out and put a reasonable number in the amount box. Lol
Hand it back and he’s put an x and some inky jibberish on there for a signature. And tear it off.
LOL
miss that old guy. Wore a big straw hat and drove a Lincoln to each house to collect his rents. I was always afraid he was going to get knocked in the head. All his properties were straight up ghetto. Dad had a friend, grew up mountain poor. Had a decent job, but figured out how to start buying rentals. Had 150 when he died. Never learned to read or write, so his accountant took care of everything. He'd always claim he forgot his glasses and needed to take paperwork home to go over, then take it to the accountant. Really weird.....when he died, according to his will, accountant was left everything he owned!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Alright.......straight up.
Whats it pay?
I aint got schit going on.
It cost more if I gotta bag that schit.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I used to do a lot of work for an old cat daddy that had about 60 rental houses
He’d hand me his checkbook and tell me to fill everything out and put a reasonable number in the amount box. Lol
Hand it back and he’s put an x and some inky jibberish on there for a signature. And tear it off.
LOL
miss that old guy. Wore a big straw hat and drove a Lincoln to each house to collect his rents. I was always afraid he was going to get knocked in the head. All his properties were straight up ghetto. Dad had a friend, grew up mountain poor. Had a decent job, but figured out how to start buying rentals. Had 150 when he died. Never learned to read or write, so his accountant took care of everything. He'd always claim he forgot his glasses and needed to take paperwork home to go over, then take it to the accountant. Really weird.....when he died, according to his will, accountant was left everything he owned! I have known some folks like that too.
I am MAGA.
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